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Things your dumb friends post on facebook

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by musicguy, May 10, 2011.

  1. musicguy

    musicguy Senior member

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    It's about time to make a thread about this. Here's my submission:

    I found the girl I took to HS prom on FB. We were FB friends for a while and only chatted a few times. About a month ago she updated her status. "I had the best orgasm this morning!".
     
  2. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    Orgasms aren't dumb.
     
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  3. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    A (male) friend of our XC student posted "I like anal".

    I nearly replied with a healthy dose of snark, then thought better. I think he just left his computer unattended.
     
  4. impolyt_one

    impolyt_one Senior member

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    "lol he said --> you know you fat when you use cheat codes for Wii Fit."

    "Nothing larger than a Smedium shirt is allowed in Starbucks #PhenomBlak"

    "I just ran over a possum for having a human face"
     
  5. MrG

    MrG Senior member

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    Orgasms aren't dumb.

    This may be the only intelligent thing Neo has ever posted, but damned if he didn't knock it out of the park.
     
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  6. intent

    intent Senior member

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    Orgasms aren't dumb.

    This may be the only intelligent thing Neo has ever posted, but damned if he didn't knock it out of the park.

    You guys misread the OP. This thread is for things your dumb friends post, not dumb things your friends post.

    He is highlighting this lass' Facebook posting not for its content, but for the clear idiot posting it.

    [​IMG]
     
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  7. Nil

    Nil Senior member

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    I hate when people post stupid motivational sayings. No one cares and no one is motivated by them, least of all the douchebags who like that lame status.
     
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    wootx Senior member

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    You guys misread the OP. This thread is for things your dumb friends post, not dumb things your friends post.

    He is highlighting this lass' Facebook posting not for its content, but for the clear idiot posting it.

    [​IMG]


    dumb people are expected to post dumb things
     
  9. austerlitz

    austerlitz Senior member

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    true story, I saw one of my female friends tagged in a photo (which was later untagged) of some chick fisting a strippers vag.... saved the pic, but had to delete it.
     
  10. acidboy

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    there's this "friend" I know who keeps calling herself a "supermom".
     
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    I hate when people post stupid motivational sayings. No one cares and no one is motivated by them, least of all the douchebags who like that lame status.

    Like a friend I have who damn near ends every single post with BE GREATER (the post is usual some motivational crap). I want to fucking slam my head into a wall every time I see that phrase.
     
  12. impolyt_one

    impolyt_one Senior member

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    true story, I saw one of my female friends tagged in a photo (which was later untagged) of some chick fisting a strippers vag.... saved the pic, but had to delete it.

    you failed at the internet.
     
  13. Bean Counter

    Bean Counter Well-Known Member

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    There is a website for this. Failbook.
     
  14. musicguy

    musicguy Senior member

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    There is a website for this. Failbook.

    Too much of that is fake.
     
  15. in stitches

    in stitches Senior member Moderator

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    there's this "friend" I know who keeps calling herself a "supermom".

    [​IMG]

    you failed at the internet.

    he sho' did [​IMG]
     
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  16. Davidko19

    Davidko19 Senior member

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    Dude I know posted a pic of his just born child. Slime and shit all over him. Umbilical cord, fucking gross. Plus the kid was weird looking. Almost an instant delete
     
  17. intent

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    Dude I know posted a pic of his just born child. Slime and shit all over him. Umbilical cord, fucking gross. Plus the kid was weird looking. Almost an instant delete
    I'm undecided about people who obsess over their kids on FB. On the one hand, it's a huge part of their life now and I'm sure it's exciting. On the other hand, it's not like kids are that hard to make and I even look down upon my peers (20s) who have kids too early.
     
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    its not about the kids, its that there was FRESH afterbirth on it. Want me to post that shit on here?

    Someone else, I JUST SAW, posted one of those mega sonograms where you can see all the features of the unborn baby and shit. ugh.
     
  19. CouttsClient

    CouttsClient Senior member

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    No joke, my cousin's wife just posted:

    "Damn I need an ice pack for my pussy."

    Yep. That is all folks
     
  20. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    No joke, my cousin's wife just posted:

    "Damn I need an ice pack for my pussy."

    Yep. That is all folks


    you should've poked her
     

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