Things your dumb friends post on facebook

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  1. musicguy

    musicguy Senior member

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    It's about time to make a thread about this. Here's my submission:

    I found the girl I took to HS prom on FB. We were FB friends for a while and only chatted a few times. About a month ago she updated her status. "I had the best orgasm this morning!".
     


  2. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    Orgasms aren't dumb.
     


  3. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    A (male) friend of our XC student posted "I like anal".

    I nearly replied with a healthy dose of snark, then thought better. I think he just left his computer unattended.
     


  4. impolyt_one

    impolyt_one Senior member

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    "lol he said --> you know you fat when you use cheat codes for Wii Fit."

    "Nothing larger than a Smedium shirt is allowed in Starbucks #PhenomBlak"

    "I just ran over a possum for having a human face"
     


  5. MrG

    MrG Senior member

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    Orgasms aren't dumb.

    This may be the only intelligent thing Neo has ever posted, but damned if he didn't knock it out of the park.
     


  6. intent

    intent Senior member

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    Orgasms aren't dumb.

    This may be the only intelligent thing Neo has ever posted, but damned if he didn't knock it out of the park.

    You guys misread the OP. This thread is for things your dumb friends post, not dumb things your friends post.

    He is highlighting this lass' Facebook posting not for its content, but for the clear idiot posting it.

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  7. Nil

    Nil Senior member

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    I hate when people post stupid motivational sayings. No one cares and no one is motivated by them, least of all the douchebags who like that lame status.
     


  8. wootx

    wootx Senior member

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    You guys misread the OP. This thread is for things your dumb friends post, not dumb things your friends post.

    He is highlighting this lass' Facebook posting not for its content, but for the clear idiot posting it.

    [​IMG]


    dumb people are expected to post dumb things
     


  9. austerlitz

    austerlitz Senior member

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    true story, I saw one of my female friends tagged in a photo (which was later untagged) of some chick fisting a strippers vag.... saved the pic, but had to delete it.
     


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    acidboy Senior member

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    there's this "friend" I know who keeps calling herself a "supermom".
     


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    Anthony K Senior member

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    I hate when people post stupid motivational sayings. No one cares and no one is motivated by them, least of all the douchebags who like that lame status.

    Like a friend I have who damn near ends every single post with BE GREATER (the post is usual some motivational crap). I want to fucking slam my head into a wall every time I see that phrase.
     


  12. impolyt_one

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    true story, I saw one of my female friends tagged in a photo (which was later untagged) of some chick fisting a strippers vag.... saved the pic, but had to delete it.

    you failed at the internet.
     


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    Bean Counter Well-Known Member

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    There is a website for this. Failbook.
     


  14. musicguy

    musicguy Senior member

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    There is a website for this. Failbook.

    Too much of that is fake.
     


  15. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    there's this "friend" I know who keeps calling herself a "supermom".

    [​IMG]

    you failed at the internet.

    he sho' did [​IMG]
     


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