Things your dumb friends post on facebook

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  1. APK

    APK Senior member

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    I hate when people post stupid motivational sayings. No one cares and no one is motivated by them, least of all the douchebags who like that lame status.

    These are usually posted by some of the more uninspired people you know. It's like a coping method for having accepted a life of working minimum wage level jobs with nights occupied by watching American Idol.
     


  2. HelloIDistance

    HelloIDistance Senior member

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    "your actions aren't mirroring your words...decide what you want and act upon it. purgatory is the state of being in-between...we are stuck in the middle...we're in betweeners"

    Ok.
     


  3. bbaquiran

    bbaquiran Senior member

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    Co-worker posted that for the first time in his life, he finished reading a whole book. It was The Da Vinci Code.
     


  4. bbaquiran

    bbaquiran Senior member

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    Here's a few from a former co-worker:

    "The pessimist forever cries. The optimist never dies."
    "You were meant for me, and I was meant for you."
    "Jewel's "You Were Meant for Me" is filling the airwaves with love."
    "A life lived without you could never be right."
    "we dance, dance, dance like no one's watching."
    "If you could do one thing in your life or anyone else life over, what would that "do over" event be?" -- this one got no replies
    "Keep living. Keep fighting. Keep shining."
    "Someday you'll find it- the rainbow connection. The lovers, the dreamers, and me."

    This is a dude, btw. Nice, likeable guy IRL.
     


  5. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    XXX
    Air Supply Rocks!!!
    17 hours ago via BlackBerry · Like ·

    XXX
    Just came home from watching the Air Supply concert with my wife. Had a magnificent time. Really good music for cuddling with your special someone.
    15 hours ago · Like ·
     


  6. HelloIDistance

    HelloIDistance Senior member

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    "Just found out 50 cent is filming a movie in downtown santa fe [​IMG] have a baby by me baby be a millionaire! O yessss sirrrrrr when I'm not at work ill be stalking him"

    Response to above status update: "You would be so cute knocked up! And make the cutest halfrican babies ever."

    [​IMG]
     


  7. Texasmade

    Texasmade Senior member

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    "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in."

    "Whenever I need a moment to myself, I just go on Myspace."
     


  8. mike868y

    mike868y Senior member

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    "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in."

    that is great.
     


  9. Lel

    Lel Senior member

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    Had someone my list who just used Facebook as a platform to preach. Yes, preaching, over Facebook. Some examples include status updates on how masturbation was literally evoking demons into your life, how he joined the military, and his constant needs for a date/to find a woman.
     


  10. blofeld

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    FB is a strange place. Today, a friend of a friend of a friend tagged my friend in a photo album that included this picture of a SF member who I do not know, but have seen on here before. Strange and small world.

    [​IMG]
     


  11. HelloIDistance

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    Had someone my list who just used Facebook as a platform to preach. Yes, preaching, over Facebook. Some examples include status updates on how masturbation was literally evoking demons into your life, how he joined the military, and his constant needs for a date/to find a woman.

    Sounds like a great friend. I wanna be his friend too.
     


  12. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    FB is a strange place. Today, a friend of a friend of a friend tagged my friend in a photo album that included this picture of a SF member who I do not know, but have seen on here before. Strange and small world.

    [​IMG]


    thats tibor right? looks like he's gonna get some!
     


  13. Prada_Ferragamo

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    Yeah that's Tibor

    Today
    Girl: in pain
    Friend one: why?
    Friend two: eat more food
    Friend three: what's wrong?
    Girl: on my period.

    Way to much info.
     


  14. summerdaze

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    when people use hashtags in their status updates, that aren't linked through twitter.

    "#.....bullshit"
    "..hey dude you have a twitter"
    "nah cuzz, twitter sucks"

    [​IMG]

    also Hipinion has a wicked thread on Facebook disasters

    http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic...530&start=7770
     


  15. mike868y

    mike868y Senior member

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    "if the kardashians were white girls everyone would call them fat."
     


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