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Things you just don't get

imatlas

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When you absolutely want to live life on the edge, and risk chipped teeth and bloodletting your gums every time you need a tooth pick.

Ti: the Tactical Toothpick

So you can sit in a meeting and smugly think "I could kill you with my toothpick right now."
 

ter1413

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SixOhNine

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When you absolutely want to live life on the edge, and risk chipped teeth and bloodletting your gums every time you need a tooth pick.

"Thanks to nanotechnology, it's resistant to bending and breaking"

Lol. It can't just be a stupid titanium toothpick, it's gotta have something more buzzwordy.
 

beargonefishing

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"Thanks to nanotechnology, it's resistant to bending and breaking"

Lol. It can't just be a stupid titanium toothpick, it's gotta have something more buzzwordy.

Just think, it won't move or deflect as it is cleanly enters your gums and goes deep.
 

Numbernine

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When you absolutely want to live life on the edge, and risk chipped teeth and bloodletting your gums every time you need a tooth pick.

Sharpened raccoon baculum were popular with bikers I used to work with. You can actually buy them but best when removed from a road kill.
https://www.amazon.com/Raccoon-Bacu...keywords=****+dick+bone&qid=1679179970&sr=8-1
 

SixOhNine

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double00

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i wonder if vestigial dick bone is a thing ?

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@smittycl is this your god ? !
 

Numbernine

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You are such an amazing well of weird shït
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Synopsis:
The definitive reference work surveying the outer fringes of our information age. This is a collection of over 2000 of the most bizarre and controversial books available from hundreds of publishers worldwide - with a description of each book and ordering information. Topics include: Mind Control, Anarchy, New World Order, Drugs, Murder and Mayhem, Forensics, Sexuality, Strange Science, Dada/Surrealism & Art, Sleaze, Cult Films, Kitsch, Exotica, Occult, Satan, Freemasonry, Parallax, Tactics, UFOs, Crowley, LaVey, Nietzsche, Rockwell, Malcolm X, Bataille, Breton, Szukalski, and more.
"About this title" may belong to another edition of this title.
 

smittycl

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The $1000 cordovan boatshoes from Brooks brothers suck. I am horribly disappointed. The finish is "foggy", there are "splotches" in the finish, the two shoes aren't really matching pieces of cordovan (Difficult I know but these aren't great)

Can I go at it for a few hours with a brush, polish and cream? Maybe. But for $1000 dollars I shouldn't have to. Fukcing absurd

I think they go back
 

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