Things you just don't get

[SixOhNine]

W1's favorite Starbursts are the yellow and orange. Is she a f-cking psychopath?

Yeah, that's just deeply disturbing.

 

[double00]

If it's sooooll straightforward why the f-ck do you need almost an hour to explain it. If you need almost an hour to explain how straightforward a 3 hour film is, you might need a f-cking dictionary.

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bro have you tried watching it backwards I hear it's the same

punchline : i've never seen tenet and never will

 

[VaderDave]

@beargonefishing doesn't realize the blessing of having a spouse who will eat the trash colors from the bag of Starbursts, leaving the good ones for him.

 

[brokencycle]

@beargonefishing doesn't realize the blessing of having a spouse who will eat the trash colors from the bag of Starbursts, leaving the good ones for him.

In his defense, he almost certainly has CTE.

 

[Texasmade]

In his defense, he almost certainly has CTE.

ftfy

 

[venividivicibj]

Shohei Ohtani posted a picture with his wife today. Seemed innocuous to me, until I found out that no one knew who his wife was, and better yet, people only found out he was married like 2 weeks ago?

Guy is the most recognizable baseball player in the world and has his private life locked down like James Bond.

 

[HRoi]

I actually don’t know what Shohei Ohtani looks like

 

[Texasmade]

I actually don’t know what Shohei Ohtani looks like

 

[SixOhNine]

Guy is the most recognizable baseball player in the world

So he's basically about as famous as I am?

 

[mhip]

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Yikes.
His wife is hideous…

 

[Michigan Planner]

^I haven't looked it up to confirm but there's no way Ohtani is married to Ms. Swan!

 

[Numbernine]

The Oakland Golden Grizzlies are from Auburn Hills Michigan ???? WTF ????

 

[SixOhNine]

The Oakland Golden Grizzlies are from Auburn Hills Michigan ???? WTF ????

Sure, that makes sense. I can't think of any other Oakland. Especially one that might have any association with bears.

 

[Numbernine]

Sure, that makes sense. I can't think of any other Oakland. Especially one that might have any association with bears.

Or even gold for that matter right???

 

[double00]

a bit like how the long beach state teams are the 49ers but the reference is 1949