Things you just don't get

[Numbernine]

How dumb can you be

I knew a Boutte when I was growing up in Baton Rouge . If this is his son or grand son I'm not surprised at all . He was one crazy MF'er.

 

[beargonefishing]

Why people give prophets any credit for predicting anything. War, conquest and empire collapse was basically every other Tuesday in ancient times so predicting that was about as prophetic as predicting a Lions collapse. No shite.

 

[HRoi]

Why are milk and gasoline the only two liquids that are transported in tanker trucks?

 

[brokencycle]

Why are milk and gasoline the only two liquids that are transported in tanker trucks?

They're not? See: Terminator 2

 

[jcman311]

They're not? See: Terminator 2

Heh, FL man not understand refrigeration apparently.

 

[Numbernine]

Why are milk and gasoline the only two liquids that are transported in tanker trucks?

I'll bite. Why are milk and gasoline the only two liquids transported in tanker trucks? (obviously they're not)

 

[beargonefishing]

I'll bite. Why are milk and gasoline the only two liquids transported in tanker trucks? (obviously they're not)

It's because the metric system.

 

[Cause Moe]

Lee Lorenz. The New Yorker, 1978

 

[Numbernine]

A friend of mine worked at a place called Sees Candies in South San Francisco . He has this great tale about a tanker truck of heated milk chocolate, a pump hose issue, and a gang of 8-10 yo neighborhood kids. Let's just say they stopped one of them who was headed home with a little red wagon filled to overflowing. The neighborhood parents were not happy.

 

[HRoi]

This is what Susanna Hoffs looks like now (sort of, this was age 57, she’s 65 now). This lady has made a deal with the devil:

 

[Texasmade]

This is what Susanna Hoffs looks like now (sort of, this was age 57, she’s 65 now). This lady has made a deal with the devil:

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Wood

 

[Omega Male]

A friend of mine worked at a place called Sees Candies in South San Francisco . He has this great tale about a tanker truck of heated milk chocolate, a pump hose issue, and a gang of 8-10 yo neighborhood kids. Let's just say they stopped one of them who was headed home with a little red wagon filled to overflowing. The neighborhood parents were not happy.

Sees has been owned by that old bloodsucker Warren Buffett since the early '70s. It's one of his longest-held investments, so you know it makes bank.

 

[romafan]

This is what Susanna Hoffs looks like now (sort of, this was age 57, she’s 65 now). This lady has made a deal with the devil:

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I just saw her 65th birthday post on insta - not much different. I recommend her Under the C0vers series:

 

[beargonefishing]

Why buy a shirt with one color or pattern when you can buy a shirt with different patterns and colors on each half with pasley shirt cuffs and color liner?

 

[beargonefishing]

King cake. It looks exactly like it tastes, trash.