Things you just don't get

[jcman311]

i think i'm gonna learn how to use stilts this year

Well you only have like 5 days left so you best cram that in!

 

[HRoi]

Oh he’ll be cramming those in, but probably not in the way you mean

 

[mhip]

Drowning in pvssy?

I think he meant, "stents"...

 

[Numbernine]

One and done when I was like 10

 

[beargonefishing]

Are we too trusting of the paper towel? Like, you sure that motherf-cker clean?

 

[Texasmade]

Are we too trusting of the paper towel? Like, you sure that motherf-cker clean?

We're too trusting of toilet paper. Your a-hole is still dirty unless you bidet or wet wipe.

 

[beargonefishing]

If you are sleeping in a boat are you sleeping on a water bed?

 

[Omega Male]

@smittycl just a PSA.

 

[SixOhNine]

Russia, China, South Korea and Isreal? I'm liking the sound of this.

 

[Texasmade]

Russia, China, South Korea and Isreal? I'm liking the sound of this.

If there's a Brazil, Argentina, Columbia honeypot scheme, I'd be screwed.

 

[venividivicibj]

If there's a Brazil, Argentina, Columbia honeypot scheme, I'd be screwed.

Many times, most likely

 

[PhilKenSebben]

If there's a Brazil, Argentina, Columbia honeypot scheme, I'd be screwed.

Ladyboys come from Thailand you silly billy.

 

[HRoi]

How come mine shatters when i knock it off the kitchen counter??

https://x.com/seansafyre/status/1744138937239822685?s=61&t=7rbWzFQgjZCFhRpWAV23vA

 

[jcman311]

How come mine shatters when i knock it off the kitchen counter??

https://x.com/seansafyre/status/1744138937239822685?s=61&t=7rbWzFQgjZCFhRpWAV23vA

Oh snap, I read this like 3 times before seeing the importance of "door" in the post. I thought cargo door, then realized they were looking for the plug door and that was a phone that was sucked out.

 

[SixOhNine]

How come mine shatters when i knock it off the kitchen counter??

https://x.com/seansafyre/status/1744138937239822685?s=61&t=7rbWzFQgjZCFhRpWAV23vA

That one landed on soft grass. Totally different.