Things you just don't get

[Schwazer]

She making dudes thirsty in the comments.

Tina Fey... damn girl!

 

[otc]

Rooms where the light switch is on the outside of the room.

 

[otc]

Places that have those little scraps of carpet under the urinals.

I get that it saves you from having to send an employee in there all the time to mop up after the dribblers and that you can pull the rugs daily and send them to the commercial laundry...

...but it's still weird to me to intentionally keep a piss-filled rug around.

 

[Numbernine]

Never seen such a thing. Has to be a health code violation in civilized areas of the country

 

[beargonefishing]

Why was Suzan so lazy?

 

[Numbernine]

She couldn't even reach across the table for the salt

 

[beargonefishing]

Is it chicken Kiev or chicken Kiev? Because I've been pronouncing chicken Kiev my entire life.

 

[ter1413]

Raquel Evita Saraswati, who claimed Arab, South Asian, Latin descent, outed by her own mom: ‘White as driven snow’

Raquel Evita Saraswati, the senior inclusion officer of a Philadelphia-based social justice group, has been lying about her ethnic identity for years — claiming she is a woman of color despit…

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After:

 

[HORNS]

Would NOT

 

[HRoi]

Even when i was at my fittest point of my life, I’d still get winded going up even a relatively short flight of stairs. I asked a couple of family friends who are college and high school athletes, and they said “oh yeah, us too”.

 

[jbarwick]

Even when i was at my fittest point of my life, I’d still get winded going up even a relatively short flight of stairs. I asked a couple of family friends who are college and high school athletes, and they said “oh yeah, us too”.

Are you sprinting up the stairs from the monster in the basement or something?

 

[double00]

why does my cat wake me up to let me know he wants to snuggle ? i can snuggle just as well in my sleep

 

[ter1413]

why does my cat wake me up to let me know he wants to snuggle ? i can snuggle just as well in my sleep

All I read is sexual innuendo!

 

[brokencycle]

Even when i was at my fittest point of my life, I’d still get winded going up even a relatively short flight of stairs. I asked a couple of family friends who are college and high school athletes, and they said “oh yeah, us too”.

I think there is something about the initial climbing that causes your heart rate to elevate or something. I used to do the stairmaster at the gym a lot and would always feel like I was dying 2 minutes in but could easily go for 30 minutes.

 

[Numbernine]

I think there is something about the initial climbing that causes your heart rate to elevate or something. I used to do the stairmaster at the gym a lot and would always feel like I was dying 2 minutes in but could easily go for 30 minutes.

That first hike up to the chair lift in ski boots at 8000ft🥺