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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. Van Veen

    Van Veen Senior member

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    You might be a yuppie if... You post a photo of yourself getting a Christmas tree in your Bimmer convertible with the caption, "perfect day to have the top down!"
     
  2. Kid Nickels

    Kid Nickels Senior member

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    ^ yeah yuppie … or massive douche perhaps.
     
  3. mordecai

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    No one transfers to USC to pay less, dumb ass.
     
  4. Van Veen

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    Fuck Amazon sellers who deliberately put a different product in the image and then bury in bad English in the description that you're actually getting something else.

    Now I have to go through the whole return/refund process because you're too lazy to put up a different stock image that takes 2 seconds to find on Google.
     
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  5. erictheobscure

    erictheobscure Senior member

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    yeah, it's a real crapshoot buying your sex toys on eBay
     
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  6. VaderDave

    VaderDave Senior member

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    The worst is when they ship them in a clear plastic box. So embarrassing.
     
  7. Piobaire

    Piobaire Senior member

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    Did not realize that was the school in question. USC...pay your fee, get your degree.
     
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    I've been getting hassled by an online "customer" who reneged on his commitment to purchase some Dolce sized chili pots. "Dolce" is a term of art in the chili business; it refers to a certain size of chili pot. (It's a little bigger than regular size to make room for yogurt.) I don't think the "customer" understands this.
     
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  9. GusW

    GusW Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    The Warriors cheerleaders weren't practicing their dance routines today at my gym. I ruined a perfectly good afternoon having to exercise.
     
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  10. ethanm

    ethanm Senior member

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  11. Piobaire

    Piobaire Senior member

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    And by "customer" you mean HRoi and by "yogurt" you mean man juice?
     
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    I can feel a booger clogging my nasal pathway restricting airflow putting me to condition of stressed.
     
  13. Harold falcon

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    I floated the idea of a threak about "stuff that comes out of one's nose" but no one seemed interested. I can promise you, my boogers are amazing. You in?
     
  14. GreenFrog

    GreenFrog Senior member

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    Ew brah no [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  15. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Senior member

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    Currently 63 here, with highs in the 70s later this week!
     
  16. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

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    It's true that I am Dolce-sized down there
     
  17. venividivicibj

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  18. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Senior member

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    farted in my office, someone walked in exactly 38 seconds later. fuck
     
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  19. Piobaire

    Piobaire Senior member

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    I call bullshyte! They gave you an actual office? :confused:
     
  20. gomestar

    gomestar Senior member

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    the best is when you simply walk by somebody's office, grab a whiff, and then ponder "should I go in and then make a big deal about it? how much do i like this person?"




    of course, a lack of offices means i can no longer do that. Hot Boxing conference rooms is where the fun is at.
     
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