There are naked people outside my building

[robin]

So apparently the bicyclists that ride nude in the Solstice parade in Seattle today have chosen to use the area around my building as a home base this morning.

Most of them are ugly. ;_;

 

[Saucemaster]

First rule of nudists and people in spandex: the people doing it are never the people you wish were doing it.

 

[gnatty8]

There's a perpetually naked guy lurking around the streets of downtown Brattleboro, Vt. The fanny pack and Birkenstocks make him particularly disturbing.

 

[Go Surface]

Do you have a paint ball gun?

 

[dusty]

How is this legal?

 

[hossoso]

Close the blinds, don't worry about it. There were some hot asian women last year, maybe they'll show up.

 

[robin]

They left not too long ago. I opened the windows and blasted Ride of the Valkyries as the rode off.

Originally Posted by dusty

How is this legal?
No idea on legality. I don't think people here really care including myself, and IIRC, there was a police chief or someone of similar rank that was in last year's parade.

Originally Posted by hossoso

There were some hot asian women last year, maybe they'll show up.
Amazingly there were a few Asian women and they were the only ones that looked nice.

Also spotted:
* Gawking tourists. The old people were shocked and asked me if this was normal for Seattle. I replied that it was, but that we're no San Fransisco. The Japanese tourists loved it.
* Creepy looking photographers. They came out of nowhere.
* Seedy drug addicts. They were very confused on why there so many naked people in their crack and ******** spots. I hope the cyclists cleaned up the ground and sterilized everything with bleach beforehand, many of them were walking around barefoot.

 

[Tck13]

Originally Posted by gnatty8

There's a perpetually naked guy lurking around the streets of downtown Brattleboro, Vt. The fanny pack and Birkenstocks make him particularly disturbing.

I guess there's one good thing about having a shorter summer season...

 

[Spilotro]

Originally Posted by gnatty8

There's a perpetually naked guy lurking around the streets of downtown Brattleboro, Vt. The fanny pack and Birkenstocks make him particularly disturbing.

Airsoft pellets to the nuts would fix that little problem.

 

[LabelKing]

Nudists always seem to be the most unattractive people.

 

[dusty]

This would never fly in the great state of OHIO.

 

[robin]

Originally Posted by dusty

This would never fly in the great state of OHIO.
Too many fat people?

 

[j]

Originally Posted by robin

Amazingly there were a few Asian women and they were the only ones that looked nice.

pics or it didn't happen

 

[robin]

Originally Posted by j

pics or it didn't happen
I'm sure amerikajinda will be able to find some.

 

[dusty]

Originally Posted by robin

Too many fat people?

They are engorged with dignity.