THE OFFICIAL STYLEFORUM SECRET SANTA 2021

[venividivicibj]

(If you shipped me something, I’m in San Diego hitting up breweries for the next few days, sorry!)

 

[PhilKenSebben]

How have you never heard of Bill Bryson?

How have you never succeeded at anything in life?

 

[NorCal]

How have you never heard of Bill Bryson?

He went to GSU.

 

[Michigan Planner]

This post is long. Deal with it.

Okay. So. I know it isn't a contest. And I know it is the spirit of love and equality and all that bullshit, but I got the best SS. Holy **** @wumpyfish, you kicked so much ass here

So first, a very nice letter where he doesn't assume my religion. This is refreshing in this modern society. As an observer of the ancient rites of Osiris, I can't tell you how much it annoys me when people wish me merry christmas instead of wishing me luck in finding the mummified penis required for the ritual rebirthing of our great and powerful lord. but I digress View attachment 1722132
As a side note, @SpooPoker better not have said "Marc who" or I am going to have to start reconsider buying the next 6 light to medium grey suits from him (honestly, my closer looks like Roger Sterling's wardrobe department thanks to that man) Again, I digress

First out of the box are a series of Tasty nuts. Glazed in all sorts of things! It is a weird thing to offer another man, but if @wumpyfish insists, I will gladly put nuts in my mouth for him.

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Next from the cornucopia of greatness come two bottles of scotch. For ants. View attachment 1722136 View attachment 1722137

Then comes something that I never imagined in my wildest dreams. This amazing deck of Dicks. Gaze upon this greatness and weep in your inability to ever own something as awesome as this. @Michigan Planner @greekgeek up for a game of Spades Monday at lunch?
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Next, as my SS correctly surmised when he edited my wish list, I ******* LOVE "Pocket squares about egyptology". This amazing Drake's Pocket square is so ******* cool.

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Next I got a book about a topic I have never thought about, by an author I have never heard of, but any used book that commands the hefty price of $8.79 is a winner in my mind!
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And finally to wrap things up, I got amazing Panthrella OTC Socks, an awesome pair of Trafalger Braces, and 3 Incredibly cool Hermes ties.
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Dude. @wumpyfish if ******* amazing. Thank you so much This is incredible!

I’m already looking forward to handling some dicks on Monday!

Playing some cards sounds good too!

 

[NorCal]

Awesome sharp pokey thing, Santa.

 

[greekgeek]

Posted for Tuesday delivery, hang in there!

 

[greekgeek]

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Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is booze, a new Band-Aid, and to be surrounded by friends.

Actual footage of Marc @Marc Voorhees , probably:

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is booze, a new Band-Aid, and to be surrounded by friends.

Actual footage of Marc @Marc Voorhees , probably:
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Ok boomer

 

[greekgeek]

Ok boomer

No good pictures of Eliot Loudermilk in the depths of his despair online, Zoomers have clearly not yet discovered the cinematic greatness that is Scrooged.

 

[Michigan Planner]

No good pictures of Eliot Loudermilk in the depths of his despair online, Zoomers have clearly not yet discovered the cinematic greatness that is Scrooged.

I recall seeing Scrooged in the theatre back when I was 10. I’m pretty sure my mom took me to that one.

Still one of my all time favorite Christmas movies, and my favorite adaptation of A Christmas Carol by a wide margin.

I’m still pretty sure that Charles Dickens would have wanted to see the Solid Gold Dancer’s nipples. (Does @Marc Voorhees even know who the Solid Gold Dancers are?)

 

[denverbizman42]

I recall seeing Scrooge’s in the theatre back when I was 10. I’m pretty sure my mom took me to that one.

Still one of my all time favorite Christmas movies, and my favorite adaptation of A Christmas Carol by a wide margin.

I’m still pretty sure that Charles Dickens would have wanted to see the Solid Gold Dancer’s nipples. (Does @Marc Voorhees even know who the Solid Gold Dancers are?)

everyone knows or should know the solid gold dancers!

 

[PhilKenSebben]

I recall seeing Scrooge’s in the theatre back when I was 10. I’m pretty sure my mom took me to that one.

Still one of my all time favorite Christmas movies, and my favorite adaptation of A Christmas Carol by a wide margin.

I’m still pretty sure that Charles Dickens would have wanted to see the Solid Gold Dancer’s nipples. (Does @Marc Voorhees even know who the Solid Gold Dancers are?)

Nope. No I dont

 

[venividivicibj]

Came home to my SS package. (My wife “I recognize this packaging…”)



Nice, always cool to try some locally made spirits. Thanks! (just in time for Christmas/New Years parties as well)

 

[greekgeek]

I recall seeing Scrooged in the theatre back when I was 10. I’m pretty sure my mom took me to that one.

Still one of my all time favorite Christmas movies, and my favorite adaptation of A Christmas Carol by a wide margin.

I’m still pretty sure that Charles Dickens would have wanted to see the Solid Gold Dancer’s nipples. (Does @Marc Voorhees even know who the Solid Gold Dancers are?)

You, you can hardly see them nipples. See! And these guys are Really looking.

 

[SpooPoker]

My gift to my recipient is shipping with one day service (allegedly) tomorrow - promises it will get there in time but fingers crossed.

Also the damn checkout screen closed out before I could enter my sappy, saccharine holiday letter or mark it as a gift so when you get it, ignore the receipt with the prices and dont think im cold as ice for not sending a letter with it.

Ill DM you the intended pickle pics separately.