I present to you, the greatest letter ever written

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  1. waldenbags

    waldenbags Active Member

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    And on top of all that: run-on sentences, comma splices, incorrect pronoun case, and poor understanding of transitive and intransitive verbs.
     


  2. embowafa

    embowafa Senior member

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    And on top of all that: she's fucking gross

    FTFY
     


  3. JohnGalt

    JohnGalt Senior member

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    No. Fucking. Way.

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    L O L that was exactly what went through my head when I saw those pictures [​IMG]
     


  4. Fuuma

    Fuuma Franchouillard Modasse

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    Good move though, serves him right.
     


  5. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    He was owned, the wife was owned...but I think the writer self-owned the most.
     


  6. Fuuma

    Fuuma Franchouillard Modasse

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    As for her degree of attractiveness well last time checked WAYWT a lot of you guys weren't exactly Alain Delon. Except for Iammatt who well all know is the belle of the ball.
     


  7. Teacher

    Teacher Senior member

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    Ho - ly - shiiiiiiiiiit.
     


  8. Douglas

    Douglas Stupid ass member

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    I just have absolutely no idea what would possess her to write that letter.
     


  9. Slopho

    Slopho Senior member

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    I just have absolutely no idea what would possess her to write that letter.

    ...or drive her car into his house, or stalk one of the sons online. She has a deeper connection with Steve (McNair) or Phillips these crazy 20-somethings are on the rise.
     


  10. Teacher

    Teacher Senior member

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    I just have absolutely no idea what would possess her to write that letter.

    She's crazy.
     


  11. Flambeur

    Flambeur Senior member

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    Oh wow.

    If you're going to cheat with a crazy 22 year old she better be fucking amazingly hot.

    Seriously, that chick looks like Meg Griffin. And Fuuma, I think 50%+ of SF can do better.
     


  12. Eccentric

    Eccentric Senior member

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    Wow, that's one classy broad.
     


  13. breakz

    breakz Senior member

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    As for her degree of attractiveness well last time checked WAYWT a lot of you guys weren't exactly Alain Delon. Except for Iammatt who well all know is the belle of the ball.

    But-but-but mom told me I was handsome...

    (there's a large gap b/w this chick and Alain or his female equivalent...)
     


  14. Fuuma

    Fuuma Franchouillard Modasse

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    But-but-but mom told me I was handsome...

    (there's a large gap b/w this chick and Alain or his female equivalent...)


    I know, just sayin she's one, not so attractive person that may be ok if you connect with her and that's probably what happened.
     


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    This affair sponsored by Birkenstock...
     


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