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I present to you, the greatest letter ever written

Discussion in 'Entertainment, Culture, and Sports' started by Slopho, Oct 21, 2009.

  1. Piobaire

    Piobaire Well-Known Member

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  2. embowafa

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  3. mr monty

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    It's not always about looks, she may have some serious skills?[​IMG]
     
  4. HRoi

    HRoi Well-Known Member

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    ^no skills are worth that. if i must, i would make do with a vacuum cleaner
     
  5. 83glt

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    I can't believe I've wasted this all important post on this disgusting scag. Then again, perhaps it's fitting. She is a horror.

    Just imagine the ribbing he's going to get from his buddies for whoring around with such a slug of a female. What a waste of a divorce-inducing fuck.
     
  6. embowafa

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    It's not always about looks, she may have some serious skills?[​IMG]

    [​IMG] + [​IMG] >>>>>>>>>> [​IMG]
     
  7. Sherlockian

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    I mean, really. Look at the fat girl's stumpy legs! Even disregarding her other slobbish features, those alone would kill the deal stone dead. Dude deserves all he gets for being such a fucktard.
     
  8. tagutcow

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    As for her degree of attractiveness well last time checked WAYWT a lot of you guys weren't exactly Alain Delon. Except for Iammatt who well all know is the belle of the ball.

    True. An adonis such a myself, whose physical ravishingness has never been called into question, feels no need to insult the appearance of others in order to build myself up.

    It's still awful good fun, though.
     
  9. FLMountainMan

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    As for her degree of attractiveness well last time checked WAYWT a lot of you guys weren't exactly Alain Delon. Except for Iammatt who well all know is the belle of the ball.

    Speak for yourself.

    http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.p...ostcount=33610

    Yes, I might Superman her.
     
  10. BoilerRoom

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    Unreal. Simply unreal.
     
  11. Eason

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    Stupid cunt should go to jail for that.
     
  12. Dakota rube

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    So, here's my read on this whole deal:
    Phillips' wife is a little on the cold-fish end of the scale and won't suck his cawk as often as he'd like, and she never lets him go up the old dirt road.

    So one day this hefty gal at the office flashes him the top of her thong and winks, and before you know it she's under his desk gnawing on the old bratwurst. Goes on and on and pretty soon old Steverino starts slipping it to her, but always with the thought that its a perk, like the free doughnuts in the break room.

    But psycho-pig — as evidenced by Phillips' kids deposition — thinks it is love and goes all Fatal Attraction on him, trying to befriend the kids, etc.

    She's a pretty horrible chubette, for sure, but I could see how this might happen. I ain't buying and "affair" though; he was just dipping his wick.
     
  13. LabelKing

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    I'm not going to read the letter, but this bitch should be enough to make one gay.
     
  14. ConcernedParent

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    Responses are funnier than the story, good work guise.
     
  15. BubblyMasquerade

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    Oh wow.

    If you're going to cheat with a crazy 22 year old she better be fucking amazingly hot.

    Seriously, that chick looks like Meg Griffin. And Fuuma, I think 50%+ of SF can do better.


    i know i can
     
  16. willpower

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    She even has a bit of a 'stache which of course she thinks is cool "because, like....Frida Kahlo had one". The kind of chick who'll get a triple order of Eggs Benedict because "I'll just burn it off Water Skiing".
     
  17. rnoldh

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    OMG! Vomit material. Jim Rome says that baseball guys get the best lookers! What happened here?

    It was after 5 marriages and divorces. But at 75 years old my buddy Craig Cullinan was running around with these gals:

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    &

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    Of course he wasn't a major league GM, but he did start the Houston Astros franchise in 1962.

    Here's me with one of the "Pleasures from Treasures" from about 1997:

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    How I miss old Craig C.

    Admittedly, Brooke Hundley might have a better C.V. than the Treasures girls, but we qualified the gals in different ways.
     
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    She's like Sarah Vowell's pretty sister.
     
  20. j

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    I hate when people misuse the word 'whom'.
     

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