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Greatest one-line lyrics in history

MetroStyles

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This thread is not for you to post an entire song's lyrics that you googled and copy-pasted from ezlyrics.com, fuckface. Instead post one-liners that getcha every time. I'll start.

ODB: "I don't have no trouble with you fuckin me, but I have a little problem with you not fucking me."
 

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Originally Posted by MetroStyles
This thread is not for you to post an entire song's lyrics that you googled and copy-pasted from ezlyrics.com, fuckface. Instead post one-liners that getcha every time. I'll start.

ODB: "I don't have no trouble with you fuckin me, but I have a little problem with you not fucking me."


God made dirt and dirt bust a ass.
 

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"When I leave, brush my teeth wit a bottle of Jack."
 

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Originally Posted by tagutcow
"When I leave, brush my teeth wit a bottle of Jack."

lol.
 

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country music is replete:
"You must think my bed is a bus stop, the way you come and go"
"I haven't seen you with the lights on, for 6 nights in a row."
"I won't set mama's china for a man who won't say grace."
believe it or not, those are all from the same song. early wynette, i believe.
 

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Never yet found the actual song, but apparently in their early days the Chili Peppers used to cover a song called

"No Blow Job, No Backstage Pass"

I like how that encapsulates a whole image, backstory and lifestyle right there.

Or, if we're talking 2Pac,

"Fuck all y'all"...pretty much speaks for itself.
 

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^^^ That's a Funkadelic song and it's "No head, no backstage pass". Great song. =D
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"I be up in the gym just working on my fitness."
 

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You must obey the dance commander
 

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Thought I'd lost you anyway, why go on, what's the use?
To get a word with you, I'd have to come up with some excuse
and it struck me kind of funny.


Not one line, but I just can't get past that phrase.
 

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*the original german version of '82 not the '90's american late to music trends version
 

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Originally Posted by T4phage
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*the original german version of '82 not the '90's american late to music trends version


that's very dadaesque.
 

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