Greatest one-line lyrics in history

[MetroStyles]

This thread is not for you to post an entire song's lyrics that you googled and copy-pasted from ezlyrics.com, fuckface. Instead post one-liners that getcha every time. I'll start.

ODB: "I don't have no trouble with you fuckin me, but I have a little problem with you not fucking me."

 

[gladhands]

Biggie: "If Faith have twins, she prolly have two pacs"

 

[ohm]

Originally Posted by MetroStyles

This thread is not for you to post an entire song's lyrics that you googled and copy-pasted from ezlyrics.com, fuckface. Instead post one-liners that getcha every time. I'll start.

ODB: "I don't have no trouble with you fuckin me, but I have a little problem with you not fucking me."

God made dirt and dirt bust a ass.

 

[tagutcow]

"When I leave, brush my teeth wit a bottle of Jack."

 

[MetroStyles]

Originally Posted by tagutcow

"When I leave, brush my teeth wit a bottle of Jack."

lol.

 

[foodguy]

country music is replete:
"You must think my bed is a bus stop, the way you come and go"
"I haven't seen you with the lights on, for 6 nights in a row."
"I won't set mama's china for a man who won't say grace."
believe it or not, those are all from the same song. early wynette, i believe.

 

[Sherlockian]

Never yet found the actual song, but apparently in their early days the Chili Peppers used to cover a song called

"No Blow Job, No Backstage Pass"

I like how that encapsulates a whole image, backstory and lifestyle right there.

Or, if we're talking 2Pac,

"Fuck all y'all"...pretty much speaks for itself.

 

[MetroStyles]

^^^ That's a Funkadelic song and it's "No head, no backstage pass". Great song. =D
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[Gus]

How about one word?

"Tequila"

 

[mattt]

What is the meaning of crime? Is it criminals robbing innocent motherfuckers everytime?

 

[tagutcow]

"I be up in the gym just working on my fitness."

 

[CDFS]

You must obey the dance commander

 

[Thomas]

Thought I'd lost you anyway, why go on, what's the use?
To get a word with you, I'd have to come up with some excuse
and it struck me kind of funny.


Not one line, but I just can't get past that phrase.

 

[T4phage]

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*the original german version of '82 not the '90's american late to music trends version

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by T4phage

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*the original german version of '82 not the '90's american late to music trends version

that's very dadaesque.