Filene's Basement's urine stain pants

[oaw01]

Well, I don't stare down at the pants when I put it on. ****, call FB at rockville for a 33 waist Ballin pants that cost 49.95 yellow sticker and ask them to send you the piss/**** stain pants.

I told the guy about the pants and he just looked at me strangely. I guess he didn't give **** because it was closing time - hell I think FB workers are at min wage - why would they give a ****.

 

[voxsartoria]

I will have a crisp, ten dollar bill sitting in an envelope that will go directly to the first SF member who can document that he has found a turd in any pair of trousers in a retail or thrift store.

Smears or smudges do no count. It has to be a turd. What type? That I leave to you.

Those of you who live in San Francisco probably have a head start.

We know they're out there...now get to it!


- B

 

[MHH89]

What FB was this at?

I was at TJ Maxx once and found a shirt that had someones intials on it from dry cleaning.. classy

 

[rnoldh]

Originally Posted by voxsartoria

I will have a crisp, ten dollar bill sitting in an envelope that will go directly to the first SF member who can document that he has found a turd in any pair of trousers in a retail or thrift store.

Smears or smudges do no count. It has to be a turd. What type? That I leave to you.

Those of you who live in San Francisco probably have a head start.

We know they're out there...now get to it!


- B

You have a droll sense of humor.

Would the following count:

* ass goblins
* ass kabobs
* ass monkeys
* black banana
* blind eels
* boulder
* chocolate channel chewie
* colon cannonballs
* corn eyed butt snake
* corn massacre
* crapsters
* creamy butt nuggets
* digested Crayola box
* Easter Bunny's present
* the fourth teletubby
* frightened turtle
* hardened fudge nuggets
* hell's candy
* Indian rug burns
* keester cakes
* Mississippi mud
* monglin cluster ****
* mudfat balls
* peanut butter poop

As to FB's items. They sell a lot of store returns. Anything can slip through the system.

 

[NakedYoga]

Originally Posted by rnoldh

You have a droll sense of humor.

Would the following count:

* ass goblins
* ass kabobs
* ass monkeys
* black banana
* blind eels
* boulder
* chocolate channel chewie
* colon cannonballs
* corn eyed butt snake
* corn massacre
* crapsters
* creamy butt nuggets
* digested Crayola box
* Easter Bunny's present
* the fourth teletubby
* frightened turtle
* hardened fudge nuggets
* hell's candy
* Indian rug burns
* keester cakes
* Mississippi mud
* monglin cluster ****
* mudfat balls
* peanut butter poop

You just blew my mind.

 

[voxsartoria]

Originally Posted by rnoldh

You have a droll sense of humor.

I see that you are trying to make it $15. Very well: $10 for the first one who documents finding a turd, but $15 if there is also audio with the finder exclaiming, "Holy sh*t! There's a sh*t in these pants!!"


- B

 

[von Rothbart]

This thread should be merged with Nay's squirrled looking-into-the-bowl thread.

 

[RJman]

Originally Posted by voxsartoria

I see that you are trying to make it $15. Very well: $10 for the first one who documents finding a turd, but $15 if there is also audio with the finder exclaiming, "Holy sh*t! There's a sh*t in these pants!!"
Isn't that one of those viral SNL youtube clips?