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Filene's Basement's urine stain pants

Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by oaw01, Feb 10, 2009.

  1. oaw01

    oaw01 Senior member

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    I went to FB today and they had a bunch of decent sale stuff. I saw a borelli shirt it was an obvious return since the sleeves were alt shorter than what it should be. Actually, I wasn't too impress with the borelli shirt - it's about the same quality as my Ralph Lauren Regent shirt.

    Then I saw a nice pair of Ballin pants - thick wool almost the same quality as the Giorgio Armani pants. Everything looked fine - the waist stitching looked great. I tried it on and it was a size too big but a tailor could have taken care of it. I was tugging on the pants, pulling it up, - just trying to get a feel of the fit as if it was altered. After I was done - I went for a further inspection and HOLY SHIT there was a piss yellow stain on the crotch area. I can't believe I put that shit on me.

    Furthermore, I can't believe a store would take a pair of pants back with piss stains on it. In addition, I can't believe a store would sell piss stain pants.
     
  2. niwawa

    niwawa Senior member

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    Filene's basement has a lot of return stuffs. I once saw a blue borrelli shirt, whose collar has yellow sweat stain. Disgusting!
     
  3. ccvle

    ccvle Senior member

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    is it then possible that that pants stain is actually sweat stain?
     
  4. Ataturk

    Ataturk Senior member

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    Do you freak out when you see a spider, too?

    Relax-it won't hurt you.
     
  5. ccvle

    ccvle Senior member

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    is anyone so stressed out or tired from work that a story like this is making you laugh endlessly?
     
  6. emmanuel

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    Do you freak out when you see a spider, too?

    Relax-it won't hurt you.


    Relax?! He wore someones pee!!!
     
  7. amerikajinda

    amerikajinda Senior member

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  8. oaw01

    oaw01 Senior member

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    Far from a sweat stain. The pants has a white lining right between the crotch and that shit was dark yellow.
     
  9. oaw01

    oaw01 Senior member

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    Do you freak out when you see a spider, too?

    Relax-it won't hurt you.



    It's a fucking piss stain. Hell, it could have been a shit stain for all I know - it was dark enough for a shit stain.
     
  10. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    did you call the staff's attention?
     
  11. Tarmac

    Tarmac Senior member

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    ask staff to taste it. verify
     
  12. polar-lemon

    polar-lemon Senior member

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    How did you put the pants on without noticing the stain initially? In the process of putting each leg through, don't you have to look at the interior of the pants, including the crotch? Also, how would there be such a small piss stain? Don't people normally pee more than a few drops at a time? I call BS.
     
  13. Christofuh

    Christofuh Senior member

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    They just received new (last season) goods from that CT (Richards) joint which dumps @ FB their unsold stock.
    Borrelli loafers on rubber sole for $500
    Brioni shirts @150 down from $350
    WTF is wrong with this picture ? [​IMG]
     
  14. idfnl

    idfnl Senior member

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    In the 1600's, Venitian women streaked their hair with urine

    [​IMG]
     
  15. sho'nuff

    sho'nuff Senior member

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    I went to FB today and they had a bunch of decent sale stuff. I saw a borelli shirt it was an obvious return since the sleeves were alt shorter than what it should be. Actually, I wasn't too impress with the borelli shirt - it's about the same quality as my Ralph Lauren Regent shirt.

    Then I saw a nice pair of Ballin pants - thick wool almost the same quality as the Giorgio Armani pants. Everything looked fine - the waist stitching looked great. I tried it on and it was a size too big but a tailor could have taken care of it. I was tugging on the pants, pulling it up, - just trying to get a feel of the fit as if it was altered. After I was done - I went for a further inspection and HOLY SHIT there was a piss yellow stain on the crotch area. I can't believe I put that shit on me.

    Furthermore, I can't believe a store would take a pair of pants back with piss stains on it. In addition, I can't believe a store would sell piss stain pants.


    Lol
    Sorry. I thought what you wrote was funny.
    That is unacceptable.
     
  16. oaw01

    oaw01 Senior member

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    Well, I don't stare down at the pants when I put it on. Shit, call FB at rockville for a 33 waist Ballin pants that cost 49.95 yellow sticker and ask them to send you the piss/shit stain pants.

    I told the guy about the pants and he just looked at me strangely. I guess he didn't give shit because it was closing time - hell I think FB workers are at min wage - why would they give a shit.
     
  17. voxsartoria

    voxsartoria Senior member

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    I will have a crisp, ten dollar bill sitting in an envelope that will go directly to the first SF member who can document that he has found a turd in any pair of trousers in a retail or thrift store.

    Smears or smudges do no count. It has to be a turd. What type? That I leave to you.

    Those of you who live in San Francisco probably have a head start.

    We know they're out there...now get to it!


    - B
     
  18. MHH89

    MHH89 Senior member

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    What FB was this at?

    I was at TJ Maxx once and found a shirt that had someones intials on it from dry cleaning.. classy
     
  19. rnoldh

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    I will have a crisp, ten dollar bill sitting in an envelope that will go directly to the first SF member who can document that he has found a turd in any pair of trousers in a retail or thrift store.

    Smears or smudges do no count. It has to be a turd. What type? That I leave to you.

    Those of you who live in San Francisco probably have a head start.

    We know they're out there...now get to it!


    - B


    You have a droll sense of humor.

    Would the following count:

    * ass goblins
    * ass kabobs
    * ass monkeys
    * black banana
    * blind eels
    * boulder
    * chocolate channel chewie
    * colon cannonballs
    * corn eyed butt snake
    * corn massacre
    * crapsters
    * creamy butt nuggets
    * digested Crayola box
    * Easter Bunny's present
    * the fourth teletubby
    * frightened turtle
    * hardened fudge nuggets
    * hell's candy
    * Indian rug burns
    * keester cakes
    * Mississippi mud
    * monglin cluster shit
    * mudfat balls
    * peanut butter poop

    As to FB's items. They sell a lot of store returns. Anything can slip through the system.
     
  20. NakedYoga

    NakedYoga Senior member

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    You have a droll sense of humor.

    Would the following count:

    * ass goblins
    * ass kabobs
    * ass monkeys
    * black banana
    * blind eels
    * boulder
    * chocolate channel chewie
    * colon cannonballs
    * corn eyed butt snake
    * corn massacre
    * crapsters
    * creamy butt nuggets
    * digested Crayola box
    * Easter Bunny's present
    * the fourth teletubby
    * frightened turtle
    * hardened fudge nuggets
    * hell's candy
    * Indian rug burns
    * keester cakes
    * Mississippi mud
    * monglin cluster shit
    * mudfat balls
    * peanut butter poop


    You just blew my mind.
     

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