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Filene's Basement's urine stain pants

Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by oaw01, Feb 10, 2009.

  1. oaw01

    oaw01 Senior member

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    I went to FB today and they had a bunch of decent sale stuff. I saw a borelli shirt it was an obvious return since the sleeves were alt shorter than what it should be. Actually, I wasn't too impress with the borelli shirt - it's about the same quality as my Ralph Lauren Regent shirt.

    Then I saw a nice pair of Ballin pants - thick wool almost the same quality as the Giorgio Armani pants. Everything looked fine - the waist stitching looked great. I tried it on and it was a size too big but a tailor could have taken care of it. I was tugging on the pants, pulling it up, - just trying to get a feel of the fit as if it was altered. After I was done - I went for a further inspection and HOLY SHIT there was a piss yellow stain on the crotch area. I can't believe I put that shit on me.

    Furthermore, I can't believe a store would take a pair of pants back with piss stains on it. In addition, I can't believe a store would sell piss stain pants.
     


  2. niwawa

    niwawa Senior member

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    Filene's basement has a lot of return stuffs. I once saw a blue borrelli shirt, whose collar has yellow sweat stain. Disgusting!
     


  3. ccvle

    ccvle Senior member

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    is it then possible that that pants stain is actually sweat stain?
     


  4. Ataturk

    Ataturk Senior member

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    Do you freak out when you see a spider, too?

    Relax-it won't hurt you.
     


  5. ccvle

    ccvle Senior member

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    is anyone so stressed out or tired from work that a story like this is making you laugh endlessly?
     


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    Do you freak out when you see a spider, too?

    Relax-it won't hurt you.


    Relax?! He wore someones pee!!!
     


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    amerikajinda Senior member

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    [​IMG]
     


  8. oaw01

    oaw01 Senior member

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    Far from a sweat stain. The pants has a white lining right between the crotch and that shit was dark yellow.
     


  9. oaw01

    oaw01 Senior member

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    Do you freak out when you see a spider, too?

    Relax-it won't hurt you.



    It's a fucking piss stain. Hell, it could have been a shit stain for all I know - it was dark enough for a shit stain.
     


  10. acidboy

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    did you call the staff's attention?
     


  11. Tarmac

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    ask staff to taste it. verify
     


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    How did you put the pants on without noticing the stain initially? In the process of putting each leg through, don't you have to look at the interior of the pants, including the crotch? Also, how would there be such a small piss stain? Don't people normally pee more than a few drops at a time? I call BS.
     


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    They just received new (last season) goods from that CT (Richards) joint which dumps @ FB their unsold stock.
    Borrelli loafers on rubber sole for $500
    Brioni shirts @150 down from $350
    WTF is wrong with this picture ? [​IMG]
     


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    In the 1600's, Venitian women streaked their hair with urine

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  15. sho'nuff

    sho'nuff grrrrrrrr!!

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    I went to FB today and they had a bunch of decent sale stuff. I saw a borelli shirt it was an obvious return since the sleeves were alt shorter than what it should be. Actually, I wasn't too impress with the borelli shirt - it's about the same quality as my Ralph Lauren Regent shirt.

    Then I saw a nice pair of Ballin pants - thick wool almost the same quality as the Giorgio Armani pants. Everything looked fine - the waist stitching looked great. I tried it on and it was a size too big but a tailor could have taken care of it. I was tugging on the pants, pulling it up, - just trying to get a feel of the fit as if it was altered. After I was done - I went for a further inspection and HOLY SHIT there was a piss yellow stain on the crotch area. I can't believe I put that shit on me.

    Furthermore, I can't believe a store would take a pair of pants back with piss stains on it. In addition, I can't believe a store would sell piss stain pants.


    Lol
    Sorry. I thought what you wrote was funny.
    That is unacceptable.
     


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