Contest time!!!

[Mauro]

^^ if that was you email me your info

 

[whodini]

Originally Posted by Teger

guys don't feel bad, without mauro's approval whodini would've killed himself long ago
And here's Ben, ladies and gents, the poster child for legalizing late-term abortions in all 50 states.

Originally Posted by Mauro

yes , steve you did and it was very funny but not as funny as alberts. You two will have to settle it with pistols at noon and the winner can have the prize. I should have leaned more towards you considering you have 1,000 kids and all.
We could settle it over guitars but it would end up being like "Crossroads" were Steve would reprise Steve Vai's role. Also, a fun fact: it turns out having more kids doesn't actually improve your guitar playing.

 

[Mauro]

^lol
steve is in bed or still tucking in his 1,000 kids. He starts at 7pm and finishes around 12pm.

I was suppose to be in bed but you guys are keeping me up

 

[jarude]

pm'd you boss, thanks again

 

[warlok1965]

Originally Posted by whodini

We could settle it over guitars but it would end up being like "Crossroads" were Steve would reprise Steve Vai's role.
You're on bizatch! It's better to rule in hell than to serve in heaven

Also, a fun fact: it turns out having more kids doesn't actually improve your guitar playing.

Originally Posted by Mauro

^lol
steve is in bed or still tucking in his 1,000 kids. He starts at 7pm and finishes around 12pm.

Wait, I have kids? ****....

 

[whodini]

Originally Posted by warlok1965

You're on bizatch! It's better to rule in hell than to serve in heaven

Didn't you see the ending? Vai didn't rule ****.

 

[ag2008]

Originally Posted by wahwho11

post the winner's image/whatever won in a single post so we can laugh with you Mauro
basically a picture of you holding your turd would guaranteed you a pair of WH boots. Apparently mauro loves swapping turd pics with his family members - so it's an instant lolercopter.

 

[Vernon-Dozier]

Originally Posted by sartre864

God, you gave things to the lamest posters possible.

Here's your consolation prize pal...

 

[djh]

Holy ****

 

[Mauro]

LOL

 

[MC WOLF!!!]

Originally Posted by Mauro

PS- whodini and I were both waiting for MC_Wolf to battle Alberts Minor threat re-make.
I wanted to and had written out the lyrics but ran out of time and got too busy with work now

but you can use your imaginations: (imagine a really sick beat first of all) so what i say ki-ya and you say keeya but i got a beemer and you drive a kia and you live with mom and dad down on the rich coast but i live with ******* all up in ya ***** throat well alright you got the wolf cuz it was up for grabs but guess what ******** ya girl and now you got the crabs so do a song by minor threat tryin to get on my nerves but when you're near a pre-school thats a threat to minors

 

[justtemple]

Originally Posted by MC WOLF!!!

I wanted to and had written out the lyrics but ran out of time and got too busy with work now

but you can use your imaginations:

Dude, you're funny as ****. You should just do a weekly rap like MJKrell does the weekly recaps. Our quality of life around here would skyrocket.

I want dibs on art direction for your first SW&D exclusive album lol!

 

[whodini]

I actually live with my uncle and aunt and have ever since my mother died a few years ago. I agree about albert being a pretty lame name but when your father decides to honor the memory of your grandfather who died in wwii, you have to in with the flow.

 

[Tooch4321]

Originally Posted by whodini

I actually live with my uncle and aunt and have ever since my mother died a few years ago. I agree about albert being a pretty lame name but when your father decides to honor the memory of your grandfather who died in wwii, you have to in with the flow.

 

[MC WOLF!!!]

Sorry that was a little mean it's just that your burn on me really struck close to my heart because I really am a white douche and as you can tell I yearn so, so desperately to be black and cool

also thanks justtemple it'd be fun but I probably won't do any more raps unless somehow I get paid in clothes like this time... (*ahem* other retailers)