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Are vampires responsible for the prohibition against wearing black suits in the day?

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Know we know. lol
 

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blood sucking b*stards! Wearing black suits is the only way we can tell them apart. Thus if you wear a black suit during the day, you risk having a stake driven into your heart in the street.
 

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Originally Posted by Levator Superioris
blood sucking b*stards! Wearing black suits is the only way we can tell them apart. Thus if you wear a black suit during the day, you risk having a stake driven into your heart in the street.
You're onto something there, but you haven't fully fathomed how cunning their plan is:
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Yes, it's that cunning! You see, if one is wearing a black suit in the daytime, he is definitely not a vampire, since he's out and about in the daylight. So you know he's not an immortal blood sucker, who spends his un-death in fear of the sun. But if people are allowed to wear black only as evening dress - aha! who's the blood sucker and who's the plain sucker, eh?! So it was the vampires that came up with that rule, since it is their doom to wear only black and not eat Italian, unless it's a national and not a dish.
 

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Vampirism and sartorialism intersect in George Hamilton. Maybe he had something to do with it:

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