sonlegoman
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Put a button on both of the front of your shirt "tails." Then sew buttonholes into the backs of your shirt tails. Connect them together below your crotch. When going to the bathroom, just undo one of your shirt buttons and put your wang through.
All joking aside, does anyone notice that their movements are dictated by whether they are dressed well? For example, to prevent this same type of untucking, when I need to pick something off the ground, instead of bending at the waist, I bend at the knee with one knee, keep the other leg straight, and lower my body without bending at the waist. I look like a speed skater while doing it.
All joking aside, does anyone notice that their movements are dictated by whether they are dressed well? For example, to prevent this same type of untucking, when I need to pick something off the ground, instead of bending at the waist, I bend at the knee with one knee, keep the other leg straight, and lower my body without bending at the waist. I look like a speed skater while doing it.