Is the Audi TT gay?

FidelCashflow · Oct 12, 2010

Originally Posted by impolyt_one

**** cars: TT SLK (AMG does not help its case any, sadly) Miata New Beetle, +100pts if Cabriolet Mini Cooper, especially if heavily optioned and accessorized Scion tC, borderline **** Peugeot 207CC, very gay BMW 1-series Cabriolet Jeep Wrangler for macho brokeback mountain ****/overcompensating closeted **** Lifted trucks, same Any FWD 'sport compact' with neon lights add more?
You forgot Smartcars! I saw one with chrome spinners on it last week

I don't think the SLK, Scion or Jeep belong on that list. I noticed you mentioned Peugeot which suggests you're in europe - maybe it's a cultural thing. To the OP - once or twice I wondered about the Audi TT myself, the white thing seals it. Make it gray!

impolyt_one · Oct 12, 2010

Nah, I live in Asia - tons of 'gay' cars here actually. Google a pic of the 206CC/207CC and you will see why.

I remembered the Smart after I wrote that. Also, the CLK Cabriolet was pretty gay. I remember I had to go to some job training with this screechy-voiced Filipino guy who kept on talking about his/or his bf's Mercedes cab and the Kennedys or something.

The new E-class cab is very gay too, I like that car a lot actually. It seems like a ton of car for some reason.

Kyoung05 · Oct 12, 2010

Originally Posted by impolyt_one

Nah, I live in Asia - tons of 'gay' cars here actually. Google a pic of the 206CC/207CC and you will see why.

I remembered the Smart after I wrote that. Also, the CLK Cabriolet was pretty gay. I remember I had to go to some job training with this screechy-voiced Filipino guy who kept on talking about his/or his bf's Mercedes cab and the Kennedys or something.

The new E-class cab is very gay too, I like that car a lot actually. It seems like a ton of car for some reason.

Basically, the convertible version of any car that wasn't designed from the ground up as a convertible is probably gay (not sure if a Sebring was designed as a convertible, but regardless, it is also gay). Also, if it's a supposed to be a small, sporty car, it had better come with a goddamn manual transmission, or else, that too, is gay. And no, an AMG badge doesn't make anything less gay.

vitaminc · Oct 12, 2010

TT is a mid-life crisis or chicks car.

miata is a mid-life crisis car.

Jarandas · Oct 13, 2010

Originally Posted by vitaminc

TT is a mid-life crisis or chicks car.

miata is a mid-life crisis car.

IÂ´m 34... I guess the mid life crisis came up a bit earlier...

Blackfyre · Oct 13, 2010

when you say miata i hope your not including the mx-5.
that car is the ****.

username79 · Oct 13, 2010

Originally Posted by Blackfyre

when you say miata i hope your not including the mx-5.
that car is the ****.

MX-5 = Miata.

World's gayest car.

Mercedes SLK close second.

Audi TT is third.

impolyt_one · Oct 13, 2010

Vw Eos

cimabue · Oct 13, 2010

Originally Posted by impolyt_one

Vw Eos

Friend of Judy.

Jarandas · Oct 13, 2010

It seems like people are divided about the "gayness" of the Audi TT, but the opinions about the Miata (MX5) are clear:

saidba · Oct 13, 2010

Don't really understand how a car can be gay...but if forced to answer your question, no its not.

Blackfyre · Oct 14, 2010

Yeah this just screams ******

If anyone thinks the MX5 is gay, than they dont know **** about cars. Especially sports cars.

Jarandas · Oct 14, 2010

OK, in that case the Miata screams TEEN!

Perpetuus · Oct 14, 2010

The gray one looks better than the others.

White is one of those iffy colors, some cars look decent (aka not ****) in white, while others become flamboyant.

Mr.Pinchy · Oct 14, 2010

Originally Posted by impolyt_one

**** cars:

TT
SLK (AMG does not help its case any, sadly)
Miata
New Beetle, +100pts if Cabriolet
Mini Cooper, especially if heavily optioned and accessorized
Scion tC, borderline ****
Peugeot 207CC, very gay
BMW 1-series Cabriolet
Jeep Wrangler for macho brokeback mountain ****/overcompensating closeted ****
Lifted trucks, same
Any FWD 'sport compact' with neon lights

add more?

You are genius. I couldn't have put the gay list any better. Maybe Volkswagen EOS.

Also, do you guys remember that guy that was super proud to be driving his 'Eco Boost' Lincoln mks and who kept quoting those motortrend tests where it "best" the Jag XF?

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