Is the Audi TT gay?

Discussion in 'Fine Living, Home, Design & Auto' started by Jarandas, Oct 9, 2010.

  1. epb

    epb Senior member

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    I wasn't aware cars had sexualities. [​IMG]

    Some are designed with gender preferences/orietations in mind, some have it thrust upon them.
     
  2. teddieriley

    teddieriley Senior member

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    Wait, you smell that?
    Car is not gay...just the homos who drive them.
     
  3. robbz9206

    robbz9206 Senior member

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    black cars...always
     
  4. TheDarkKnight

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    Old version gay, new version not so much.

    I think the white doesn't help.
    If it was metallic or navy blue, it would give off a very different vibe.


    ^ This.

    White in an Audi has been very over trendy for a while, and thus has a hairdresser vibe.

    The same thing happened with the old TT, except it was silver - they are both everywhere.

    Black or navy blue would be much better. If you like the car a lot though keep it - by all accounts the TT is so popular because it's a pretty great car.

    In that rough price range (depending on the TT model) an older Cayman would be very superb. Just be sure to buy black or navy [​IMG]
     
  5. TheDarkKnight

    TheDarkKnight Senior member

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    black cars...always

    +1. I can't see myself buying anything but black for my next car (my last 2 have been black as well). Navy blue comes second though.

    Black looks superb with just a bit of detailing - a monthly good wax like Collinite 476 and the car looks twice as good as the same car in most other colours.
     
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    JoelF Senior member

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    ^ Fact: the gheys drive white cars, this is nothing new.
     
  7. teddieriley

    teddieriley Senior member

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    ^ Fact: the gheys drive white cars, this is nothing new.

    What kind of white car do you drive?
     
  8. Prada_Ferragamo

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    I wasn't aware cars had sexualities. [​IMG]

    Lurk moar noob
     
  9. Jarandas

    Jarandas Senior member

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    Thank you all for sharing your opinion.

    After some of your comments, I´m starting to think that color is the main issue with the car.

    The more I drive it, the more I like it, so I´m not going to let a detail as the color to ruin it all.

    I've considered a few colors, black, blue and dark grey:

    Black is a great color, but I think it wipes some of the design details of the car...

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    Blue looks good too but I don´t think it matches, since I have the all black interior:

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    I think this one suits it better:

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  10. impolyt_one

    impolyt_one Senior member

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    here, an American tip: increase the volume of your mufflers by at least 30dB (60 if you dare), and you will just rake women in, they will hear the batcall and come running to 9" penis.
     
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    It's a sweet car and it's not gay.
     
  12. Jarandas

    Jarandas Senior member

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    here, an American tip: increase the volume of your mufflers by at least 30dB (60 if you dare), and you will just rake women in, they will hear the batcall and come running to 9" penis.

    [​IMG]
     
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    A friend of mine has a base TT and a base Lotus Exige. The Exige barely makes his cars as a whole straight. That's what you're dealing with here.
     
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    Butter Senior member

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    It is the gayest car on the planet for sure.


    Fear not, I will do you a favor and take it off your hands for cheap.
     
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    Watch what it does at stoplights. If you see it flirt with a VW Cabriolet, it is straight. If you see it come on to a Hummer, it is gay.

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