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Is the Audi TT gay?

Discussion in 'Fine Living, Home, Design & Auto' started by Jarandas, Oct 9, 2010.

  1. JoelF

    JoelF Senior member

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    ^ Fact: the gheys drive white cars, this is nothing new.
     
  2. teddieriley

    teddieriley Senior member

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    ^ Fact: the gheys drive white cars, this is nothing new.

    What kind of white car do you drive?
     
  3. Prada_Ferragamo

    Prada_Ferragamo Senior member

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    I wasn't aware cars had sexualities. [​IMG]

    Lurk moar noob
     
  4. Jarandas

    Jarandas Senior member

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    Thank you all for sharing your opinion.

    After some of your comments, I´m starting to think that color is the main issue with the car.

    The more I drive it, the more I like it, so I´m not going to let a detail as the color to ruin it all.

    I've considered a few colors, black, blue and dark grey:

    Black is a great color, but I think it wipes some of the design details of the car...

    [​IMG]

    Blue looks good too but I don´t think it matches, since I have the all black interior:

    [​IMG]

    I think this one suits it better:

    [​IMG]
     
  5. impolyt_one

    impolyt_one Senior member

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    here, an American tip: increase the volume of your mufflers by at least 30dB (60 if you dare), and you will just rake women in, they will hear the batcall and come running to 9" penis.
     
  6. SladeDT

    SladeDT Senior member

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    It's a sweet car and it's not gay.
     
  7. Jarandas

    Jarandas Senior member

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    here, an American tip: increase the volume of your mufflers by at least 30dB (60 if you dare), and you will just rake women in, they will hear the batcall and come running to 9" penis.

    [​IMG]
     
  8. ramuman

    ramuman Senior member

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    A friend of mine has a base TT and a base Lotus Exige. The Exige barely makes his cars as a whole straight. That's what you're dealing with here.
     
  9. Butter

    Butter Senior member

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    It is the gayest car on the planet for sure.


    Fear not, I will do you a favor and take it off your hands for cheap.
     
  10. Caesar Augustus

    Caesar Augustus Senior member

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    Watch what it does at stoplights. If you see it flirt with a VW Cabriolet, it is straight. If you see it come on to a Hummer, it is gay.

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  11. jctong

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    I think the TT isn't particularly homosexual as long as you aren't too big for it (IE my 6 foot buddy in a SLK350, same story there, AMG is an entirely different story though of course)
     
  12. yjeezle

    yjeezle Senior member

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    here, an American tip: increase the volume of your mufflers by at least 30dB (60 if you dare), and you will just rake women in, they will hear the batcall and come running to 9" penis.

    i lol'd.

    I think that gray is a lot better... hsould've gone with that gray.
     
  13. gorgekko

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    You apparently bought the F-series TT...it has the lipstick holder in place of the cigarette lighter.

    So yes, it is gay.
     
  14. impolyt_one

    impolyt_one Senior member

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    ghey cars:

    TT
    SLK (AMG does not help its case any, sadly)
    Miata
    New Beetle, +100pts if Cabriolet
    Mini Cooper, especially if heavily optioned and accessorized
    Scion tC, borderline ghey
    Peugeot 207CC, very gay
    BMW 1-series Cabriolet
    Jeep Wrangler for macho brokeback mountain ghey/overcompensating closeted ghey
    Lifted trucks, same
    Any FWD 'sport compact' with neon lights

    add more?
     
  15. impolyt_one

    impolyt_one Senior member

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    impolyt_one Senior member

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    a search for 'gay cars' took me to a picture of a white A3, exactly like kunk's - they dubbed it the 'Green Queen' [​IMG]
     
  17. JoelF

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    Saw some rich gheys cruising down Lex today in a white Rolls Royce convertible top down, old guy and some younger guy of course. Can't get much gheyer than that. [​IMG]
     
  18. Stedye

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    No car is Gay. The person driving it might have a Gay persona/lifestyle. I don't view the Audi as Gay but
    sporty. If you like it Buy it and don't give weight to what the perception of others might be.
     
  19. username79

    username79 Senior member

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    No car is Gay. The person driving it might have a Gay persona/lifestyle. I don't view the Audi as Gay but
    sporty. If you like it Buy it and don't give weight to what the perception of others might be.


    You are wrong. Audi TTs and Miatas are definitely gay.
     
  20. TheDarkKnight

    TheDarkKnight Senior member

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    a search for 'gay cars' took me to a picture of a white A3, exactly like kunk's - they dubbed it the 'Green Queen' [​IMG]

    LOLOL!
     

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