My Bachelor Party Starts Tonight, Any Advice?

thekunk07 · Sep 10, 2010

my advice is have another bachelor party

Rambo · Sep 10, 2010

I appreciate the attempt to act like you're married before you even get married. I'm sure your future wife will appreciate this.

acidboy · Sep 10, 2010

"river tubing" huh? is that what they call it nowadays?

thekunk07 · Sep 10, 2010

are you up in esopus new york?

Tokyo Slim · Sep 10, 2010

Deliverance themed bachelor party? SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt · Sep 11, 2010

some people don't realise how desperately they need me in their lives.

Rambo · Sep 11, 2010

Originally Posted by Matt

some people don't realise how desperately they need me in their lives.
I bet you could spice up a rowdy weekend of camping and rafting. I'm sure that if the airlines won't let you check your innertube you'll be able to buy one locally.

Stazy · Sep 11, 2010

Ya'll marsupialed.

Mr Herbert · Sep 11, 2010

trip sounds nice. the stripper at my bucks party gave me a splitting headache from beating me around the head with a rubber dong, set my chest hair on fire, ripped my underwear off via an atomic wedgie and crushed my nuts when she put her knee between my legs on the chair to get up on the chair and bang her (hard and fake) boobs into my head.

she was really just taking her hatred of men out on me. her bikie boyfriend probably hits her.

it was outrageously entertaining to all my mates.

all the people in this thread talking about strippers are thinking more about the welbeing of the grooms friends than the groom himself

Watchaholic · Sep 11, 2010

Ah so you mean, your wife-to-be checks your internet activity and you just posted this as a 'in case' *nudge* okaaaaaay... have a great time 'camping'

Nereis · Sep 11, 2010

If by "river rafting" you mean snorting blow off a hooker and by "camping" you mean an orgy.

ter1413 · Sep 11, 2010

Forget the previous posts...I will give you sage advice: Depending on where the trip is, the laws can be very strict. Therefore, make sure that the strippers are wearing life jackets when rafting.
Seriously brah, camping??? F dat!

SuitMyself · Sep 12, 2010

Originally Posted by AntiHero84

My Bachelor Party Starts Tonight, Any Advice?

Invite Tom Hanks.

indesertum · Sep 12, 2010

i never understood this bring strippers to bachelor's parties or get laid before you get married thing.

i mean would you want to get laid or look at other girls boobies while you were dating? it's like saying ok let me cheat one last time before i get married so i wont cheat again. if you cheat now you're going to cheat again

deadly7 · Sep 12, 2010

Originally Posted by indesertum

i never understood this bring strippers to bachelor's parties or get laid before you get married thing.

i mean would you want to get laid or look at other girls boobies while you were dating? it's like saying ok let me cheat one last time before i get married so i wont cheat again. if you cheat now you're going to cheat again

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