My Bachelor Party Starts Tonight, Any Advice?

[dcg]

Personally, I don't have any interest in blow or having a stripper rip my underwear off me/beat me with my belt/other random stuff I've seen happen during strip club bachelor parties, but I do like white water rafting and camping. So I guess my only advice is have fun (and I hope my future bachelor party ends up being something similar).

 

[pscolari]

Originally Posted by SuitMyself

Invite Tom Hanks.

Good one.

"Excuse me, where is the nearest outlet?" Classic line.

 

[Lighthouse]

Don't defile your nuptials. Let's face it, the bachelor party is not for the groom, its for his horny friends. They can pay for it on their own time.

 

[MetroStyles]

This board has some of the biggest pussies in the world posting on it.

 

[Nil]

Originally Posted by MetroStyles

This board has some of the biggest pussies in the world posting on it.

Seriously. I can understand not wanting to cheat, but no strippers? Come on. That's a bachelor party requirement.

 

[indesertum]

i dunno. would you want your fiance to have another dude's penis rubbed all over her?

 

[randallr]

Originally Posted by indesertum

i dunno. would you want your fiance to have another dude's penis rubbed all over her?

It's all about double-standards bro.

 

[Neo_Version 7]

Randallr speaks from experience.

 

[kwilkinson]

I have never been to a strip club. I don't really have much interest in going to one in the future. Since this thread is where all the "guy's guys" are hanging out today, I have to ask, does that make me a ***** or a ******?

As always, thanks in advance.

Best,
Kyle

 

[MetroStyles]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

I have never been to a strip club. I don't really have much interest in going to one in the future. Since this thread is where all the "guy's guys" are hanging out today, I have to ask, does that make me a ***** or a ******?

As always, thanks in advance.

Best,
Kyle

No - here is the thing.

I have no problem with a guy not wanting a bachelor party. Fine. Just DON'T CALL IT A BACHELOR PARTY, THEN!

A bachelor party is a last hurrah of debauchery for the groom and his friends. If the groom does not want to have **** in his face, he should at least allow his friends the pleasure of having **** in their face. That is the tradition.

Just don't call it a bachelor party if you are doing something that does not involve breasts/strippers/prostitutes/blacking out. If you are going camping, call it a "camping trip with my friends". Don't sully the name of legitimate bachelor parties across the world. Call a spade a spade. It's all I ask for.

In addendum, I have noticed that most men are giant vaginas these days. Nearly all of my ***** friends that have gotten married have had no bachelor party, or a lame-ass "pub crawl with the boys" bachelor party. I guess there must be a correlation between getting married young and being a giant ******, but still. Have some respect for the tradition, people.

 

[Nouveau Pauvre]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

I have never been to a strip club. I don't really have much interest in going to one in the future. Since this thread is where all the "guy's guys" are hanging out today, I have to ask, does that make me a ***** or a ******?

As always, thanks in advance.

Best,
Kyle

This is not what makes you a *****.

Best,
Magician

 

[Tokyo Slim]

I plan on remedying this situation by marrying a stripper. That way, the wifey can keep an eye on me at my bachelor party.

 

[HRoi]

Originally Posted by indesertum

i dunno. would you want your fiance to have another dude's penis rubbed all over her?
what do you think happens at bachelorette parties?

 

[ramuman]

Originally Posted by MetroStyles

No - here is the thing.

I have no problem with a guy not wanting a bachelor party. Fine. Just DON'T CALL IT A BACHELOR PARTY, THEN!

A bachelor party is a last hurrah of debauchery for the groom and his friends. If the groom does not want to have **** in his face, he should at least allow his friends the pleasure of having **** in their face. That is the tradition.

Just don't call it a bachelor party if you are doing something that does not involve breasts/strippers/prostitutes/blacking out. If you are going camping, call it a "camping trip with my friends". Don't sully the name of legitimate bachelor parties across the world. Call a spade a spade. It's all I ask for.

In addendum, I have noticed that most men are giant vaginas these days. Nearly all of my ***** friends that have gotten married have had no bachelor party, or a lame-ass "pub crawl with the boys" bachelor party. I guess there must be a correlation between getting married young and being a giant ******, but still. Have some respect for the tradition, people.

We should be friends IRL, you and I.

 

[gorgekko]

Originally Posted by Nil

Seriously. I can understand not wanting to cheat...

Does that mean you can also understand cheating on a fiancÃ

e before the wedding?