Which side do you tuck to?

[SWB]

Originally Posted by stickonatree

i tuck it back under and around to ******.

Finally I get a serious answer. All I was looking for guys, thanks.

 

[theshonen8899]

 

[Magster]

And one more time:

P.S.

Originally Posted by drink8648

The proper terminology for the sartorial positioning of your Johnson is "What side do you dress on"
Just for future determination of positioning.

Gary

Just needed a reason to give props for the Maynard.

 

[Drinkwaters]

The endowment of this forum exceeds expectation but who knew.

Gary

 

[velobran]

I tuck mine upward, so it sits between my waist and my waistband ...

no really ... I wrap mine around my waist.


All this would be solved if we just took a lesson from that Silence of the Lambs scene

 

[HomerJ]

Originally Posted by stickonatree

i tuck it back under and around to ******.

+1 Straight down the middle. If ******** touches my anus, does that make me gay?

 

[SoCal2NYC]

Originally Posted by stickonatree

i tuck it back under and around to ******.

I didn't know I had a Brother-in-Arms in this situation.

 

[Karo]

******** is fun-size.

 

[whodini]

Originally Posted by evilgeniusdan

I don't know how you do it.
I don't either. I once had the idea of throwing it around my neck and wearing it as a tie but I was afraid of being choked to death while looking at the "Subculture girls" thread.

 

[jet]

No tuck for me, I just wear three legged pants.

 

[SWB]

I was considering just strapping a tube of toothpaste to the opposite leg, but that obviously doesn't account for the aforementioned "subculture girls thread" issue.

 

[tommib]

Maybe the cock fade will be the new trend for denim enthusiasts like when people were putting knuckle dusters or snuff tins in the back of their dry nudies.

 

[Mandrake9072]

Originally Posted by whodini

This thread is ******* pointless. You shouldn't be having any unilateral fade difference or at least I have never seen such on any of my pairs. Knee fades just hide everything.

Brilliant!

 

[haganah]

I cut a hole in the front, sewed a tube sock on, and just let it hang like nature intended. In fact I stole that idea from Eric Glennie.