AB, I find it hard to believe that you wouldn't hit Ke$ha if she passed out drunk after grinding on you. I'd give Ke$ha a ride on my disco stick if she were drunk and hitting on me. Mostly to say I'd been there, though. She does almost nothing for me, even at her most heavily airbrushed and photoshopped best. No tits to speak off, ass like a flapjack, and a face that's on the slightly nicer side of mediocre.