What did you eat last night for dinner?

[erictheobscure]



I have a fancy ***** and back-***** cleaner in the privacy of my own home. It's great. Thank you, Japan.

And I'm sure there's a button you can press to summon your monkey butler to fetch your delivery paella and a lobe of foie gras from the corner mini-mart. I need to check this ******* land of marvels out for myself.

 

[impolyt_one]

in a sense, yes. I can have Mrs TOJ call all that stuff up for delivery. I wouldn't need to leave my house, but I walk the dog everyday and go to the bar. And my asshole is sparkling clean. How about you American dudes?

 

[mordecai]



in a sense, yes. I can have Mrs TOJ call all that stuff up for delivery. I wouldn't need to leave my house, but I walk the dog everyday and go to the bar. And my asshole is sparkling clean. How about you American dudes?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/feb/26/toilet-roll-america

The tenderness of the delicate American buttock is causing more environmental devastation than the country's love of gas-guzzling cars, fast food or McMansions, according to green campaigners.

 

[erictheobscure]

I fill my empty heart with the limited release McRib and wash it down with the rugged manliness of Miller Lite.

 

[impolyt_one]

I'm no paper pauper, but I can definitely see that being a problem. And we use single ply in my home, eased along with the wonderful asshole spa.

 

[Rambo]

I don't know how you guys deal with single ply. My asshole still feels like I've been rubbing it with sandpaper after just 5 days of hotel paper and no bidet to speak of.

 

[impolyt_one]

I'm saving the earth man

 

[Rambo]



I'm saving the earth man

Yeah, but you people have the ass wash machines standard over there. Here, its a premium luxury upgrade.

 

[KJT]



feast your eyes and blow your mind

I've always wondered about bidets and these things: isn't your ass soaking wet after? How do you just pull up your pants go back to your table? Do you have to wait for it to air dry?

 

[Rambo]



I've always wondered about bidets and these things: isn't your ass soaking wet after? How do you just pull up your pants go back to your table? Do you have to wait for it to air dry?

If it doesn't have an air dryer (seen that feature before) then you take a pass with the TP. Or, if you have some texting to do, let it drip dry.

 

[gomestar]



I've always wondered about bidets and these things: isn't your ass soaking wet after? How do you just pull up your pants go back to your table? Do you have to wait for it to air dry?

that particular bidet has laser like accuracy. And the water is soft, warm, yet poignant. Just a quick dab with the TP is all you need after.

 

[Alter]

Not crazy about the way this thread is veering. More food, less potty.

 

[mgm9128]

It's not good. Hopefully Matt cooked something pretty tonight. Haven't seen Manton here in a while, either.

I was going to make a recipe from the EMP cookbook tonight. Had all the ingredients lined up. Then I got a bad stomach ache from eating a very large apple and lost my appetite. Will postpone till tomorrow or the weekend.

 

[b1os]

If the apple is too big, a smaller one you should eat.


To me the whole bidet stuff seems a little weird, I always think the water doesn't go where it's supposed to and you'll end up with wet trousers or something. But I guess it's pretty coool if it works.

 

[mgm9128]



If the apple is too big, a smaller one you should eat.

Hadn't eaten anything today. Saw the apple and went for it. It was an Idared. They are pretty big apples. Very juicy. Nice taste, too. Sort of tart, not too sweet. Probably wouldn't eat one out of hand again, though.