Things you just don't get

[Find Finn]

It takes longer to clean a food processor, than it takes to cut it with a knife.

 

[L'Incandescent]

I recently spent a lot of money on an outdoor grill, but I didn't pay enough attention to all the features beforehand. Well it turns out my outdoor grill is only for making one food: waffles. Why on earth would anyone want an outdoor grill for waffles?

 

[HRoi]



^ You basically support my point.. yes, decent, good pie is easy. A truly excellent pie and crust is not. That's it. I mean really.. the majority of people cannot even bake decent cookies much less pie.

wait, what's this about baking? i thought we were talking about a different kind of cream pie

 

[Kid Nickels]

L'Inc… you didn't notice all the little squares in there and wonder what's the deal with this grill?

 

[L'Incandescent]

Nope. It didn't even occur to me as a possibility that there would be such a thing as an outdoor grill that is exclusively for waffles.

 

[Find Finn]

Why is it that a lot of men can't figure out, what to buy their significant other as a present, don't they know them?

 

[Kira]

All they want is teh booty.

 

[Find Finn]

 

[L'Incandescent]

I buy my SO's DVDs of sermons as gifts just help them practice at faith. Hey what could be a better gift than that?

 

[SixOhNine]

A waffle grill. Been wanting one of them for ages.

 

[donjuan17]



Why is it that a lot of men can't figure out, what to buy their significant other as a present, don't they know them?

Just today my S/O was talking about birth stones and let slip that hers is sapphire.
She basically did the Xmas shopping for me!
It pays to listen.

 

[Kid Nickels]



Just today my S/O was talking about birth stones and let slip that hers is sapphire.
She basically did the Xmas shopping for me!
It pays to listen.

So you were previously unaware of what month she was born?

 

[L'Incandescent]

I was at the brewpub the other day and there was a cover band playing Metallica's "Fuel." Instead of the true lyrics, the singer be sang "Gimme fuel gimme fire, which are materials I desire!" That's too many syllables and also it sounds bad for other reasons ("materials" isn't a word should be in a rock song).

 

[Kira]

So you were previously unaware of what month she was born?

I was about to ask that myself, but my internet connection was messing up.

 

[Lady Canuker]



So you were previously unaware of what month she was born?

I was about to ask that myself, but my internet connection was messing up.

You must be joking right? I have never met a straight man who knew which stones go with which months.