Things you just don't get

[acidboy]



Use it to give your next hooker a 40% tip.

back in the day, I ran a tab with my regular.

 

[Fang66]



Freakin' voice mails. I can see I have a missed call from you, I do not give a **** what about. I will call you back (or most likely not) Now you;ve just given me a pointless chore.
Sugar free maple syrup (sounds as bad as ****** ********)

Sugar free maple syrup does not sound anywhere near as good as sticking it in a girls pooper.

 

[Kid Nickels]



Sugar free maple syrup does not sound anywhere near as good as sticking it in a girls pooper.

Classic as usual Fang!!

 

[Liam O]

Years of spicy food have given my tongue/mouth quite a tolerance for spice and heat.

The same years of spicy food have not steeled my anus against the searing agony resulting from eating 1/4lb of extra hot green chilis for breakfast Friday.

WHY, GOD, WHY?

 

[lasbar]



Years of spicy food have given my tongue/mouth quite a tolerance for spice and heat.

The same years of spicy food have not steeled my anus against the searing agony resulting from eating 1/4lb of extra hot green chilis for breakfast Friday.

WHY, GOD, WHY?

The infamous ring of fire my friend..

 

[death shot]

Years of spicy food have given my tongue/mouth quite a tolerance for spice and heat.

The same years of spicy food have not steeled my anus against the searing agony resulting from eating 1/4lb of extra hot green chilis for breakfast Friday.

WHY, GOD, WHY?

I braved the fire.

I was once a weak man, but my girlfriend loves spicy food and puts extra-spicy on everything, so now I've got buds/buns/gut of steel. When I first started dating her I had zero tolerance.

 

[Fang66]



Classic as usual Fang!!

 

[Fang66]



The infamous ring of fire my friend..

Known as the Johny Cash.

 

[Liam O]

what?

 

[patrickBOOTH]



what?

$2,000 for a polo is crazie, but I would totally get a $3,000 polo

 

[death shot]

I need to see this polo...



I don't get why I can never get a good haircut. These stupid women never cut my hair how I ask them to. They completely ignore me and butcher my head every ******* time. Do I REALLY need to just request a male stylist from now on? They're completely ignoring my requests and just rushing through my cut because I'm a dude.

******* ****.

 

[patrickBOOTH]



I need to see this polo...



I don't get why I can never get a good haircut. These stupid women never cut my hair how I ask them to. They completely ignore me and butcher my head every ******* time. Do I REALLY need to just request a male stylist from now on? They're completely ignoring my requests and just rushing through my cut because I'm a dude.

******* ****.

Go to a good place to get your hair cut. If you have a fairly difficult style like I do paying more for a cut goes a long way.

 

[death shot]

Well, today I paid 40 bucks. I know that's not considered an expensive haircut to most, not really even me, but for 40 dollars you need to at least attempt to do what I've asked you to do instead of being a big ***** and rushing through a men's haircut because you don't give a damn.

 

[patrickBOOTH]



Well, today I paid 40 bucks. I know that's not considered an expensive haircut to most, not really even me, but for 40 dollars you need to at least attempt to do what I've asked you to do instead of being a big ***** and rushing through a men's haircut because you don't give a damn.

Maybe you're just balding and it isn't their fault at all.

 

[death shot]

Nah, my hair is fine. She just didn't give a crap. She came in late anyway and acted like she was irritated that i was there for my cut. She's just a asshole.