Things you just don't get

[lasbar]



My place of dwell is St. Louis, which is not the same city as Louisville.

Louisville is in Kentucky ..

Sorry.

 

[Kid Nickels]



I wanna put ******* in that machine.

this srsly made me laugh!

now if the guy you always see using the machine wasting time saw you one day putting ********* in there it may cut down on his use…. then again he might use it more precisely for that reason.

 

[L'Incandescent]

I am not a "man of faith" and so I get confused when religious holidays all of a sudden appear on the scene (out of the blue). And so today I'm just going about my business like on a normal day and people come up to me be all like "Hey man it's Easter tine that tine is upon us again!!" And I'm like "Where the hell did that come from was not on my radar at all."

 

[Harold falcon]

I don't believe in radar.

 

[SixOhNine]

You don't believe in its existence, like Santa Claus?

 

[Harold falcon]

No, I mean the guy from MASH.

 

[L'Incandescent]

The University of Washington just unveiled its new football uniforms. Once again the different uniforms have names. One, which is all purple, is called Purple Reign. Will this nonsense ever stop? (No.)

 

[Harold falcon]

No.

 

[L'Incandescent]

On the new Washington uniforms, the upper left corner of the leftmost numeral is gold. This, of course, is meant to symbolize "the Huskies' ownership of the Northwest Territory." On account of on a map the upper left is Northwest. Man, that is just dumb.

 

[Harold falcon]

I doubt less than 5% of the population knows what a map is.

 

[Kid Nickels]



I doubt less than 5% of the population knows what a map is.

The vast majority of people cannot even identify the 50 States. God forbid you ask them about a foreign country.

 

[L'Incandescent]

Also, "Northwest Territory" meant Ohio, Indiana, Michigan, Wisconsin, and Illinois.

 

[Neo_Version 7]

New England is the best state

 

[a tailor]

Now thats funny!

New England is the best state

 

[a tailor]



Hey, guys, have you ever wondered why we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!1!!

Why did you do this to me? I could not sleep all last night.