Things you just don't get

[indesertum]

which is why you read the ones that have voted most helpful and you also read the ones where they gave them a bad rating. you initially search by rating and then you choose the top few products and read about them

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Murder of crowes. Never knew that one.

This blew my mind: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_collective_nouns

So, I am back on facebook after a long time. I find it to be the most confusing tool in the world. It is a mess of information. I find that it is basically convoluted twitter. I enjoy twitter's brevity.

 

[Fang66]



Murder of crowes. Never knew that one.
This blew my mind: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_collective_nouns
So, I am back on facebook after a long time. I find it to be the most confusing tool in the world. It is a mess of information. I find that it is basically convoluted twitter. I enjoy twitter's brevity.

It's missing a 'brummel' of Style Forumers.

 

[Liam O]

Dizzy as ****. Tried food, caffeine, and nicotine... None of these helped. Not sure what the issue is and it's making me nervous.

 

[Gibonius]



Dizzy as ****. Tried food, caffeine, and nicotine... None of these helped. Not sure what the issue is and it's making me nervous.

Dehydration?

 

[Liam O]

Drank half a gallon of water, hour later I'm feeling better. I suspect that was it.

 

[Kid Nickels]



Dizzy as ****. Tried food, caffeine, and nicotine... None of these helped. Not sure what the issue is and it's making me nervous.

I love how water was your FOURTH option!!

 

[Gibonius]



Drank half a gallon of water, hour later I'm feeling better. I suspect that was it.

I love that you tried smokes and coffee (presumably) before water

 

[Kid Nickels]

what's up with the supposed "zombie" epidemic that is hitting Miami? some outlets have said it is "spreading".. wtf? although the Miami Herald has security footage of the entire thing... over 18 mins he's eating this dude. It's from relatively far away, but still way disturbing.

 

[Liam O]

I love how water was your FOURTH option!!

I get tea and cigarettes for free, and cookies if I flirt with the girl in the bakery. I have to pay for water, sorta.

I love that you tried smokes and coffee (presumably) before water

Tea. Coffee makes me pee rocks. And my corpsman always told me "I don't care whats wrong, drink two pints of water and you'll feel better". Obv. I did not listen or learn.

what's up with the supposed "zombie" epidemic that is hitting Miami? some outlets have said it is "spreading".. wtf? although the Miami Herald has security footage of the entire thing... over 18 mins he's eating this dude. It's from relatively far away, but still way disturbing.

Copycat crazy is not zombie epidemic. Hysteria, if anything. And I mean that in the classical Greek sense of the word.


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So this happened across the street from where I work.



I work in a pretty urban area. The center of a small to medium sized city, to be precise.

A) how did the ******* thing get through a crowded ass neighborhood full of latinos on porches in broad daylight

B) why, after the cops cornered it, did animal control (initially) say "we'll just leave it be". Cut to me getting off work seven hours after i thought this **** was sorted, hearing the phone ring, deciding to pick up and it being one of my cop buddies.

Officer Popo "Dude, you the corolla on xxxx street?"

me "yeh y?"

Officer Popo "uhhh... stay in the shop. I'll call you back when its gone"

me "when what's gone?"

Officer Popo "well, fish and game and animal control said if we left it alone it would go away"

me "WTH YOU LET THE ******* THING GO?"

Officer Popo "uhhh... yeah. it didn't.. um... you know, go away."

they got it though. somehow.

 

[Piobaire]

I do not get people that are egregious consumerists and then ***** they cannot afford healthcare insurance for their children.

 

[Douglas]



I do not get people that are egregious consumerists and then ***** they cannot afford healthcare insurance for their children.

dude, health care is a right.

why do you hate our freedumbs?

 

[Piobaire]

I do not get people that are egregious consumerists and then ***** they cannot afford healthcare insurance for their children.

dude, health care is a right.

why do you hate our freedumbs?

As is having more kids than you can afford. I'm a bad, bad person.

 

[patrickBOOTH]



what's up with the supposed "zombie" epidemic that is hitting Miami? some outlets have said it is "spreading".. wtf? although the Miami Herald has security footage of the entire thing... over 18 mins he's eating this dude. It's from relatively far away, but still way disturbing.

Apparently it is this new drug that is around called "bath salt". It makes you like the hulk basically. There was this one story where a guy took off his clothes (apparently common for this drug) and got hit by a taxi. the guy got right up and jumped on top of it, smashed the windows and started beating the **** out of everybody in it. It took 15 cops to restrain him.

I do not get people that are egregious consumerists and then ***** they cannot afford healthcare insurance for their children.

Well, iphones are just so much cooler.

 

[Thomas]



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Well, iphones are just so much cooler.

Yeah, and they don't talk back, don't leave their clothes lying around, and don't clog the toilet and leave it unaddressed for three days until I walk in and scream WTF HAVE YOU DONE HERE?