Things that are pissing you off- Food & Drink Edition

[Big Pun]

I speak fluent Pashto. It's obviously difficult to meet native speakers in america. So even though the food is usually nothing special, i always check out afghan restaurants. These F***ers not only pretend they don't know the language, they claim to speak "farsi". (They don't, they speak Dari) or they're Persians larping as pashtuns. Either way, i hate them. It's similar to when chinese people open "Korean bbq" joints knowing that most people won't know the difference.

 

[edinatlanta]

I speak fluent Pashto. It's obviously difficult to meet native speakers in america. So even though the food is usually nothing special, i always check out afghan restaurants. These F***ers not only pretend they don't know the language, they claim to speak "farsi". (They don't, they speak Dari) or they're Persians larping as pashtuns. Either way, i hate them. It's similar to when chinese people open "Korean bbq" joints knowing that most people won't know the difference.

Haggling with madams isnt fluency.

Jk that's a difficult language to learn I've been told so big ups. Actually I have a painting I am hoping you can translate (I've been part of the calligraphy is Pashto).

Fresh pinenuts are so damn good. But man are they a pain ********** to shell

 

[Big Pun]

I'll give it a shot

 

[edinatlanta]

Does anyone know what the current food-industry cliches mean? I'm guessing "presenting in a radically honest way" means to have a place too cute by half?

 

[Harold falcon]

The state of British cuisine.

 

[Big Pun]

Watching Kitchen Nightmares makes me never want to go out to eat again, especially at cheap ethnic joints. Some horrifying stuff on that show.

 

[rbalexandrite]

Watching Kitchen Nightmares makes me never want to go out to eat again, especially at cheap ethnic joints. Some horrifying stuff on that show.

I saw most of the clips on Youtube and it can cause major trauma when you experience the food first-hand. I do feel about the staff when the owners/head chefs are stubborn and delusional.

 

[mgm9128]

The regular housekeeper told me she can’t work for 3 weeks because she has to go get her uterus removed, so I may have to clean more of the dishes than usual.

 

[mgm9128]

tired of cooking for trust fund jerkoffs and dickweed bankers. I want to cook for the Pope.

 

[nootje]

tired of cooking for trust fund jerkoffs and dickweed bankers. I want to cook for the Pope.

Given how austere he lives, I think you would run away in a week.

 

[mgm9128]

You obviously don't know the Pope.

 

[nootje]

I figured you were a better fit for a russian oligarch, or perhaps some obscure and obscenely rich royalty.

 

[mgm9128]

My hair is falling out, I’m unable to maintain an erection without being degraded by Nancy Pelosi, and I can’t stop eating buttercream frosting.

 

[Piobaire]

And you lost the election.

 

[mgm9128]

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