Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[Van Veen]

I went through my socks yesterday hoping to mate some pairs. I still have 4 stray socks, and they're all ones I like. Plus I have so many "fun socks" that I never wear, but I can't bring myself to get rid of because people (wife, parents) got them for me as gifts. I don't really like "fun socks," but for some reason they think I do.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

pB take a fiber supplement and probiotics. Start there.

I think that's part of the problem. Most of my diet is fiber. In terms of volume most of what I eat is raw greens. My poo is like green paste.

 

[HRoi]

So you’re saying that since you share the same diet as cows, you’re emitting mass quantities of methane into the environment. Thanks a lot, you global warming causing ****

 

[double00]

I went through my socks yesterday hoping to mate some pairs.

won't work. this isn't how socks are made.

 

[imatlas]

won't work. this isn't how socks are made.

You mean all those years of jerking off into a sock were wasted?

God will be quite irate.

 

[jcman311]

I think that's part of the problem. Most of my diet is fiber. In terms of volume most of what I eat is raw greens. My poo is like green paste.

Bidet.

 

[Bhowie]

I have a bidet at home. I won’t live in a place without one anymore.

 

[Bhowie]

I’m going to throw a bidet launch party when I move in September. I’m gonna live stream the first bidet use if anyone wants a link lemme know

 

[double00]

you could send postcard invites to your friends that say 'Happy B-Day!!!' and then when they get there you could go 'B'Day to you good sir' and then you fire up that live stream

 

[beargonefishing]

I’m going to throw a bidet launch party when I move in September. I’m gonna live stream the first bidet use if anyone wants a link lemme know

A real man would just post the video on Facebook. Only a Canadian would ask for motherfuckers permission to show others his ass getting power washed. I guess you're Canadian.

 

[otc]

Some uber driver aggressively cut me off without a turn signal. At first I thought he just didn't see me and blipped my horn as he was coming into my lane...he proceeded to flip me off and kept his middle finger raised for a good 10-15 seconds.

I was feeling vindictive, so I pulled the footage from my dashcam, got his license plate and reported his ass to both Uber and the city's rideshare system.

 

[Omega Male]

This is the way.

 

[vdubiv]

Bidet.

have 2 of them in the house currently,

Nothing worse than being fresh out the shower and needing to drop a deuce, it ruins that fresh shower feeling, at least with a bidet you can properly wash

 

[HRoi]

Whoa. I knew this was going to be a bad idea, but i couldn’t help myself. Looked at my stock portfolio trend for February....

 

[venividivicibj]

I have a bidet at home. I won’t live in a place without one anymore.

Idfnl, is that you?