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imatlas

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The ones who kind of tilt from side to side, grabbing each seat back and resting their entire weight on it as they pass by? I hate that.

The good thing is they're all going to contract coronavirus from touching everything and die.
 

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Window seats for life*. Better views, no people walking by, something to lean on, and what are your neighbors gonna do...not get up when you have to pee?

*except on a CRJ700. Fuck whatever engineer designed the curvature of the side of that plane. Whoever designed the competing Embraer E175 got it right because tall people can still sit in the window seat without spending the whole flight slightly leaned over.
 

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Window seats for life*. Better views, no people walking by, something to lean on, and what are your neighbors gonna do...not get up when you have to pee?

*except on a CRJ700. Fuck whatever engineer designed the curvature of the side of that plane. Whoever designed the competing Embraer E175 got it right because tall people can still sit in the window seat without spending the whole flight slightly leaned over.
Sometimes otc outdoes otc at being otc.
 

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He had to raise his game, what with all the pretenders trying to usurp his throne
 

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Also, the true travesty of aircraft design is where they jam up the first row of a section up against the bulkhead so you get no legroom whatsoever. There you are, feeling smug about getting the coveted first row (and possibly paying extra for it), and getting that stunned feeling when you board and actually see the seat. It’s like meeting your fiancée’s family for the first time and realizing that you’re marrying the wrong sister
 

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I only get a window seat if I'm flying alone. If I'm flying with my wife and I have the window she spends most of the flight leaning over me to look out, so she gets the window when we're together.
 

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Don't read unless you want to hear about my butthole and poop!!!!

I think I have Leaky Butt Syndrome. I’ll go randomly into the bathroom to wipe my butt sometimes and I’ll always come up with shit. Is this normal? It is very frustrating. I always wipe till raw after shitting, but I have endless leakage. Am I the only one with Leaky Butt Syndrome here?!?
 
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Another great asshole spoiler from our dear friend globetrotter.

thanks, my wife is doing very well this year, she has taken on a project of house/finance organizing and is excersizing like a demon. I think she has embrassed the idea that she won't be able to market her skills well for money, but she can contributre a lot to the family with her skills. thanks for asking.


as to my asshole
(seriously, don't read this if you don't want to hear about my asshole

so here's the deal - I have been having huge asshole problems the past couple of years, hemroids, then really bad itching when the hemroids were gone. and, it seems, the food that is good for hemroids actually can cause itching.

so I was basically accepting I would have to live with it, and then I did a little research. so here is what I ended up with

1. loose boxers
2. at night, cortozone cream on the asshole
3. I wipe with wet wipes, and then use baby oil on a cotton swab to grease up my asshole
4. after I shower and dry carefully, I use baby powder

sort of dry during the day, moisten at night, oil when I shit.

and lots of fiber.

I haven't felt so good in years, literally
 

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Don't read unless you want to hear about my butthole and poop!!!!

I think I have Leaky Butt Syndrome. I’ll go randomly into the bathroom to wipe my butt sometimes and I’ll always come up with shit. Is this normal? It is very frustrating. I always wipe till raw after shitting, but I have endless leakage. Am I the only one with Leaky Butt Syndrome here?!?
 

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