Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[Omega Male]

Don’t allow anything in your butt that doesn’t have a large, hairy, sweaty man attached to it. Otherwise removal becomes a problem.

 

[SixOhNine]

That sounds like very specific personal knowledge.

 

[imatlas]

Do Not—I Repeat Do NOT—Stick a Frozen Potato Up Your Butt to Cure Hemorrhoids

Doctors would like to remind you: "There is no medical evidence that putting frozen potatoes inside the anus can help cure [hemorrhoids]."

www.vice.com

 

[imatlas]

That sounds like very specific personal knowledge.

NTTIAWWT

 

[beargonefishing]

NTTIAWWT

Not today twitter, I always want women's tiddys?

 

[edinatlanta]

Do Not—I Repeat Do NOT—Stick a Frozen Potato Up Your Butt to Cure Hemorrhoids

Doctors would like to remind you: "There is no medical evidence that putting frozen potatoes inside the anus can help cure [hemorrhoids]."

www.vice.com

semi-relevant this internet classic https://www.ignboards.com/threads/guys-take-it-from-me-dont-shave-your-butt-hairs.205942687/

 

[HRoi]

I thought that was going to be about ingrown hairs, but the author took it down the path less traveled

 

[Patrologia]

I mean, this doesn't stop it from happening. Also I can't flush them, they screw up the sewer in my building and create backup. I'm not putting ****** wipes in a garbage that sits there in my bathroom.

There is a thing for that. Well, not for *that* exactly, but cross applicable.
Playtex Diaper Genie Complete Diaper Pail with Odor Lock Technology, White https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0169U11QQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_3BBxEbWV9X8H8

 

[HRoi]

I go to bed yesterday and everything was fine according to Trumps. This morning six people are dead..,.

 

[EddieK]

I go to bed yesterday and everything was fine according to Trumps. This morning six people are dead..,.

Apparently US isn't really testing people either. I've read many experiences of health care workers that have turned down testing people with symptoms that have traveled. There seems to be a huge underground spreading of this virus in US, but without testing it won't come to light. I give it a week or two, or when they start actually testing, and the official numbers will skyrocket.

 

[Omega Male]

^^^

This is absolutely right. US public health response so far has been a clown show.

 

[jbarwick]

Tornado in Nashville last night. Family is safe. Flew to Atlanta for work and once I land, I see an email that all non-critical travel has been restricted for the company.

Saw one person in mask and gloves, most didnt seem to care. This bug is going to spread pretty easily as people still weren’t washing hands after the bathroom in the airport...

 

[vdubiv]

Baby wipes. Use TP for the initial wipe and then baby wipes for the remnants. Works great for me when I'm at home. At work I just tough it out and don't do anything.

I was going to say +1 to this, you had me until the at work portion, unless by tough it out you mean hold it until you get home.

 

[Thrift Vader]

Since Saturday. I developed a fever. peaking at 39c on Sunday. reluctant to panic. i stayed at home in self imposed quarantine to wait it out. (until today, i hadn't left the house in 5 days)
Vitamins, sick foods. (soups, and tea with honey, etc) Just taking care of myself. hoping it was Influenza. as some of my students were coughing last week.
Today, my temperature is stable. normal. So i go to a clinic. to get checked out. as i got out of a meeting today for being sick.
- I tested negative for Influenza. . . . . wtf?
But i am feeling much better. with no recommendation for further testing.
From now. I will just stay at home, keep as is. until next week. and go to the office. to do online classes for the students.

I'm in the thick of it. and i can tell you. don't panic. If you get sick? lock down. tough it out. get fresh air. and vitamins/minerals. Try not to share it.

I may never know if the Corona virus made me sick. but i was sick. at this time. and am on the mend. (with cases all around my island, and authorities saying over 900 may be infected)

Listen. with a half decent immune system, you will be ok.
Focus on taking care of yourself.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

An intense pain in my toe woke me up last night. At first I thought oh no i got da gout, but it wasn't a joint pain, more like under the nail. This morning it isn't bothering me at all. I think it could be a symptom of the visitors that come to see me from time to time.