Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[beargonefishing]

No wonder you went to GSU. Your SAT scores must’ve been **** since you don’t pickup on context clues.

In Georgia SAT stands for "student and teacher sex." That's how they score it. His mom's score was off the charts.

 

[HRoi]

Might make HRoi happy, but wtf?

A Colonoscopy Alternative Comes Home (Published 2021)

An at-home test for colon cancer is as reliable as the traditional screening, health experts say, and more agreeable.

www.nytimes.com

You know me so well. I once had to mail a stool sample to a lab (not for a colon cancer screen) and i laughed ****** off making the sample, laughed ****** off sending it, and for maybe a week afterwards. It’s legitimately, immensely funny to mail someone a piece of your ****.

However, I’m more excited about this other medical news:

The Taint Bandaid Is Real Now

Last year, nestled among the booths at CES Unveiled, an untouched veggie platter, and hordes of tired tech journalists, I stumbled upon the taint bandaid.

gizmodo.com

 

[double00]

do those kit come with one of those little goldfish nets or something even funnier?

 

[jcman311]

However, I’m more excited about this other medical news:

The Taint Bandaid Is Real Now

Last year, nestled among the booths at CES Unveiled, an untouched veggie platter, and hordes of tired tech journalists, I stumbled upon the taint bandaid.

gizmodo.com

I know you’re a beta, now I see you were a beta tester as well. Congrats.

Over the past year, the company has tested the patch on real people during beta testing, resulting in a new prototype design.

 

[Omega Male]

These guys fail Marketing 101. Call that thing the Orgasmatron 9000 and watch the money roll in.

 

[Numbernine]

You know me so well. I once had to mail a stool sample to a lab (not for a colon cancer screen) and i laughed ****** off making the sample, laughed ****** off sending it, and for maybe a week afterwards. It’s legitimately, immensely funny to mail someone a piece of your ****.

However, I’m more excited about this other medical news:

The Taint Bandaid Is Real Now

Last year, nestled among the booths at CES Unveiled, an untouched veggie platter, and hordes of tired tech journalists, I stumbled upon the taint bandaid.

gizmodo.com

Once I was making an overhead weld on a pipe, sitting under it with my lags out in front of me. A hot glob of flux dripped off, burned through the front my overalls, my jeans, past my junk and sizzled to a stop on my taint. Now they got a fuckin' bandaid

 

[Omega Male]

Once I was making an overhead weld on a pipe, sitting under it with my lags out in front of me. A hot glob of flux dripped off, burned through the front my overalls, my jeans, past my junk and sizzled to a stop on my taint. Now they got a fuckin' bandaid

This is it. The most @Numbernine comment.

 

[jbarwick]

So I’ve ordered multiples of a couple larger items lately, stools and shelving, and somehow shipping estimates and deliveries vary widely. I realize some places have multiple warehouses but one in particular only has one warehouse. I received one stool last Monday and one will arrive tomorrow and another Friday. I need multiple stools to get on my high horse...

 

[vdubiv]

So I’ve ordered multiples of a couple larger items lately, stools and shelving, and somehow shipping estimates and deliveries vary widely. I realize some places have multiple warehouses but one in particular only has one warehouse. I received one stool last Monday and one will arrive tomorrow and another Friday. I need multiple stools to get on my high horse...

send me one of those goldfish nets and I'll send you a stool in return

 

[HRoi]

Me 2. As mentioned a few posts up, it will give me immense joy to send any of you my stool.

 

[double00]

https://apnews.com/article/australia-to-kill-pigeon-from-oregon-faae5a66c336c8b2dc902b1ed4270345

racing pigeon pulls off endurance stunt, only to be rewarded with the axe

 

[Omega Male]

GoFundMe to catch this hero bird and fly it back first class.

 

[Van Veen]

That article is blowing my mind. The ******* guy's name is Celli-Bird?

And the last paragraph

"There are some known instances of long-distance flights but whether these are one-offs performed by the marathon runners of the pigeon world or they are feats that could be achieved by the average pigeon is not known."

"The Average Pigeon"

 

[Biscotti]

im a drunk

 

[SixOhNine]

That article is blowing my mind. The ******* guy's name is Celli-Bird?

And the last paragraph

"There are some known instances of long-distance flights but whether these are one-offs performed by the marathon runners of the pigeon world or they are feats that could be achieved by the average pigeon is not known."

Pigeons rock. If y'all haven't read
this book, you should-