Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.
My Uber driver picked me up at the airport with a full trunk. I hope she's new.
Last year I got stuck on the runway for two hours due to an electrical malfunction, re-tethered to the airport and were finally able to disembark and walk around.Upon leaving the gate we were informed that if we did not board within 5 minutes after the alert was given, we would be left behind.
Malfunction causes 2 hour delay on tarmac-->cool
Passenger 6 min late--> left behind.
The only thing that matters at a wedding is whether or not there's an open bar. I've been to more weddings than I can count over the last 15-ish years, and I don't recall anything about the food at any of them. I can, however, tell you who didn't provide booze.
Uh, Full of what?
Bulky rolled-up carpets and tarps.
Whatever it was, I'll take it over the time my driver had a half empty fifth of Grey Goose in his door well.
"I only use it as a de-icer for the windshield in the winter!"
I only use it when called to give your mom a ride.
Speaking of uber I realized I should try it and just part outside the DMV office five minutes from my house. No drivers around, a constant stream of people clearly waiting for their ride and likely a longer distance or two.
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