Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[NAMOR]

re-watched seinfeld, just finished the finale. wtf, man

 

[in stitches]



No one thinks their own farts are bad. In my experience, those who claim their farts aren't bad have the worst farts.

this

 

[patrickBOOTH]



No one thinks their own farts are bad. In my experience, those who claim their farts aren't bad have the worst farts.

Mine aren't bad. See what I did there?

 

[Find Finn]



FTR my farts were not malodorous.

the only things worse:

1) sitting behind the ONE PERSON who opens their blind, then leaves it open for hours letting in blinding light so that entire rows can't sleep
2) having your row mate reach across you to open the blind so that ad soon as you do fall back asleep, you are instantly awoken (Still over water, guys)
3) being on a mid-day flight where no one closes the blinds and the airline doesn't tell people to do so.

Those happened on two of my three flights yesterday (they 7.5 and 6 hour long ones)

Get some of those sleeping things, you can put over your eyes.

All of these are way worse.
1. Gross overweight, so you can fit in you seat, i've had to change seat and had someone touch my leg for 3+ hours straight, as her fat arm, couldn't fit inside her seat.
2. Body odor.
3. People who can't sit still.
4. People who put their seat down and don't put it up, while you are eating.
5. loud headphones.
6. Annoying children.

 

[munchausen]

There are days where I think I have been posting like crazy, but I never crack the top ten. I never even get 10 percent of what Stitches has. In fact, right now it's 9:30 central time and Stitches already has more posts than I've ever had in a day.

 

[js4design]



Get some of those sleeping things, you can put over your eyes.

All of these are way worse.
1. Gross overweight, so you can fit in you seat, i've had to change seat and had someone touch my leg for 3+ hours straight, as her fat arm, couldn't fit inside her seat.
2. Body odor.
3. People who can't sit still.
4. People who put their seat down and don't put it up, while you are eating.
5. loud headphones.
6. Annoying children.

I've been next to someone who enveloped the arm rest and oozed into my personal space. They also had possibly the largest laptop manufactured, with the screen at maximum brightness, watching ****** movies through the entire overnight flight. Also, Dorito breath.

 

[kwilkinson]

Get into a silly pissing match in CE. It's great for your post count.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

I fell asleep on the way home from New Mexico on an airplane and I twitched in my sleep and knocked the person's drink next to me all over her. She was a dirty hippy anyway so it didn't matter. I felt like a huge asshole though.

 

[Piobaire]



Some times I feel like charging clients an idiot fee, for **** I have to deal with on a day to day basis.

Seriously, you do not build a bullshit premium in at times?

 

[Connemara]



I fell asleep on the way home from New Mexico on an airplane and I twitched in my sleep and knocked the person's drink next to me all over her. She was a dirty hippy anyway so it didn't matter. I felt like a huge asshole though.

It was the first bath she had all week!

 

[DerekS]



There are days where I think I have been posting like crazy, but I never crack the top ten. I never even get 10 percent of what Stitches has. In fact, right now it's 9:30 central time and Stitches already has more posts than I've ever had in a day.

this happens to me all the time. Ill look back at my wasted workday and think ive posted almost all ******* day...no way will anyone have more posts than me. Then i look the next day and im not even in the top 10 either.

 

[Blackhood]



I fell asleep on the way home from New Mexico on an airplane and I twitched in my sleep and knocked the person's drink next to me all over her. She was a dirty hippy anyway so it didn't matter. I felt like a huge asshole though.

Presumably you did the right thing and offered to remove her clothes while they dry off?

 

[in stitches]

i had to use my nebulizer today and my body is still all jittery from it. i hate this feeling.

 

[edinatlanta]



Get some of those sleeping things, you can put over your eyes.

All of these are way worse.
1. Gross overweight, so you can fit in you seat, i've had to change seat and had someone touch my leg for 3+ hours straight, as her fat arm, couldn't fit inside her seat.
2. Body odor.
3. People who can't sit still.
4. People who put their seat down and don't put it up, while you are eating.
5. loud headphones.
6. Annoying children.

On my last flight I had all of those, actually, And yes, the window issues were worse. (The blindfolds don't really help if i don't have them and the way I sleep they will come off.)

There are days where I think I have been posting like crazy, but I never crack the top ten. I never even get 10 percent of what Stitches has. In fact, right now it's 9:30 central time and Stitches already has more posts than I've ever had in a day.

I, and at least half of SF has said it before, but dude really needs to chill out (yes, I do too, I was a pre-cursor for SF. The amount of abuse I got when I started for my tons of posts and the amount of people it drove away were somethign else.)

 

[DerekS]



I, and at least half of SF has said it before, but dude really needs to chill out (yes, I do too, I was a pre-cursor for SF. The amount of abuse I got when I started for my tons of posts and the amount of people it drove away were somethign else.)

well, the difference is that stitch is a nice fella...and youre a miserable ****.