The OFFICIAL Social Distancing Thread: Life in Lockdown

[edinatlanta]

Is that some kind of euphemism?

The inly way you could have such an ignorant thought is if you are a gayfer.

 

[Biscotti]

Drunk again?

 

[Texasmade]

Drunk again?

Again implies he actually stopped drinking long enough to sober up.

 

[Omega Male]

This is inadvisable

 

[Thrift Vader]

 

[Thrift Vader]

Yesterday's harvest from the Corona garden.

Jedi training.

Watermelon was a winner.

 

[Biscotti]

I was dreaming in my cell for a few months, dreaming about the post-COVID world, and i was fixated upon this idea of buying a nice big old house in this picturesque small town I drive through perhaps several times each year. You can get a lot for your money in a mid-American small town--idea sounds so great...nice historic house, settle down and find a nice small-town gal, and call it a day.

I actually downloaded Tinder, and payed the money to change my location to that small town. But there don't appear to be no sma-town honeys, everyone looked methed-out, overweight or just plain ugly. The fantasy went out the window pretty quickly.

This is the **** that goes through my mind. ?‍♂️

 

[NakedYoga]

In a lot of those places, the most desirable women have either moved away or are already married by their late twenties.

 

[Biscotti]

Oh I'm aware. That's why it's fantasy mostly. I'm just getting older, and its probably time to find someplace to ******* live again.

The last thing I want to become is another edina.

 

[edinatlanta]

In a lot of those places, the most desirable women have either moved away or are already married by their late teens.

More accurate

 

[Thrift Vader]

@Biscotti is just a lad. . .

 

[Numbernine]

I was dreaming in my cell for a few months, dreaming about the post-COVID world, and i was fixated upon this idea of buying a nice big old house in this picturesque small town I drive through perhaps several times each year. You can get a lot for your money in a mid-American small town--idea sounds so great...nice historic house, settle down and find a nice small-town gal, and call it a day.

I actually downloaded Tinder, and payed the money to change my location to that small town. But there don't appear to be no sma-town honeys, everyone looked methed-out, overweight or just plain ugly. The fantasy went out the window pretty quickly.

This is the **** that goes through my mind. ?‍♂️

Find a small ski town. Lots of honeys with moneys passing through looking to be kept warm.

 

[Texasmade]

In a lot of those places, the most desirable women have either moved away or are already married by their late teens, kids by early 20's, and divorced by mid 20's.

More accurate

Updated for more accuracy.

 

[Piobaire]

Find and build the future for you and let the finding a partner part work itself out.

 

[Omega Male]

52% of young adults in the US are living with their parents. That's the highest share since the Great Depression | CNN

The number of American young adults living with their parents is at or near an all-time high, and the coronavirus pandemic is likely the reason, according to a new analysis.

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