My wife and I wanted to stay in Sunday night and order some delivery. Interested in trying something new, we read some reviews and chose Bistro Citron. I ordered the lobster club, my wife ordered the steak frites with bearnaise. We picked the charcuterie plate to share as an appetizer. Total cost: $100, before tax and tip. The lobster club, described as coming on toasted brioche, instead came on a hamburger bun. The steak was overcooked and came without the bearnaise. The "charcuterie" plate included supermarket pepperoni and a perfectly rectangular piece of Oscar Mayer-esque processed ham (okay, okay, maybe it was Boar's Head). To their credit, they agreed to either rectify the mistakes or refund the meal. What disturbs me isn't so much that this place sucks, but that so many people seem to think it represents decent French food.