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Patrick Booth's (Almost) Daily Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by patrickBOOTH, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I don't look at dumb
    threads as it is a wasteland
    Dumb rednecks you are
     
  2. FLMountainMan

    FLMountainMan Senior member

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    Haikus not your thing
    Stick to creeping in bathrooms
    Success will follow
     
  3. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    One side benefit:
    when in the bathroom, you can
    practice self-kancho
     
  4. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Haha you are right
    constipation is keeping
    me away from there
     
  5. MrG

    MrG Senior member

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    Look on the bright side:
    Ed, for once you did not fail
    Defend DT? Win!


    It's not all rednecks.
    Foreigners, some Yankees, too.
    DT, open mind.

    FFS, pB
    Lighten up. DT's the best
    Might help you unbind
     
  6. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Things that pop up in
    DT could get me fired from
    work. Not worth it really.
     
  7. MrG

    MrG Senior member

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    Yes, click with caution
    A few :fu: moments at work
    Must use discretion
     
  8. in stitches

    in stitches Senior member Moderator

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    what did you expect

    the whole of styling forums

    should refrain from art


    indeed he sure does

    mine has not transformed to date

    one bitch in my house

    (hint, its me)


    here i am my man

    MrG is right. these threads.

    yes, i have seen them.


    that is your mistake

    DT ruleth the fora

    far worth any risk.
     
  9. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    The Blow was short lived
    as all bands are today, ha!
    Tomatoes are gross
     
  10. in stitches

    in stitches Senior member Moderator

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    going on vaycay

    nice to get away. best have

    internet access
     
  11. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Senior member

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    Fuck you bitch! Fuck you
    bitch! Fuck you bitch! Fuck you bitch!
    Fuck you bitch! Fuck you.
     
  12. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    the lovely Aimee
    Mann writes the soundtrack for the
    mondo depresso
     
  13. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    hey - what would happen
    if I returned to poasting
    only in haiku?

    Would it make your day?
    would you chuckle,maybe smile?
    or just shake your head.
     
  14. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Senior member

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    Truth be told, it was...
    Pretty annoying. So yeah.
    Don't. Seriously.
     
  15. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    well, coming from you...
    perhaps I should just go hit
    on a co-worker

    Come on , Edina,
    if that was such massive fail,
    surely you'd approve.

    yep, sure...shake your head
    declaim my grand intentions...
    I think you're jealous

    Because epic fail
    always - hands down - always beats
    quotidian fail
     
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  16. MrG

    MrG Senior member

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    Lies. All rotten lies.
    Not annoying, amusing.
    10 Edina post
     
  17. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    Goddammit, Moon Pie
    One on Monday, one Tuesday
    and now I want more.
     
  18. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    Anyone got a
    Dr. Pepper? Serious.
    Getting fatter now.
     
  19. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    Moon Pie, oh Moon Pie.
    marshmallow and sweet cardboard,
    irresistable.
     
  20. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Senior member

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    this is why youre fat.
    dammit t-bone, gain control!
    I believe in you.
     

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