Patrick Booth's (Almost) Daily Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by patrickBOOTH, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    use three lines not one

    you clearly know how they work

    rhymes are for children


    words now forgotten

    thumbs up was administered

    are you happy now

    :)
     
  2. Liam O

    Liam O Senior member

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    I don't really know,
    To me, rhyming clearly shows
    I do more than count.

    Poetry in the west
    (That which is considered best)
    possesses meter.

    Structure of the rhyme
    the dactyl and the iamb
    determine merit.
     
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    In Stitches has gas
    And now rough winds do shake the
    Darling buds of May
     
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  4. in stitches

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    po-et-ry, that is

    three syllables my good man

    your first line has six


    ORLY, OR

    LY, ORLY ORLY

    ORLY OR.

    :)


    :)

    i am afraid here

    you also had six, in the

    middle line. nice fix.



    :fistbump:
     
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  5. Thomas

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    Flatulence haiku
    Thomas shakes his head again
    this also, was done

    Kindly refer to
    the collected fart haikus
    from three years ago

    Even RJMan
    gave them his celebrated
    seal of approval.
     
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    A Buffett smilie
    Fins to the left and the right
    Greatest av in sight
     
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    I wish my haikus
    Also had some fancy words
    It sucks being dumb
     
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    supercalifrag

    gilisticexpiali

    docious's a big word
     
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    Haiku's Are Fun
    But Do Not Always Make Sense
    Refrigerator
     
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    This was supposed to
    be MY haiku thread you fucks!
    Constipation sucks
     
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    lol.
     
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