Patrick Booth's (Almost) Daily Haiku Thread

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  1. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    I'm glad you believe.
    But I don't believe in me.
    Moon Pie has my faith.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I want to eat now
    my balls are wet in my pants
    I am still at work
     
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    Thomas Senior member

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    I don't tell my son:
    Moon Pies and Ramen Noodles -
    what I ate in school.
     
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  4. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    i would huzzah a
    thousand huzzahs and claim you
    king of teh forum
     
  5. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Seeing the tailor
    goodbye to my tax return
    looking good is cool
     
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    Thomas Senior member

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    teh wife is happy
    her car is finally fixed!
    No more clunky-clunk.
     
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    vaycay was so nice
    back at home not quite as much
    good thing no work yet
     
  8. L'Incandescent

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    no proposal, nope
    not even a ladyboy
    guess I will rent one
     
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    why buy a used cow
    when you can get milk dirt cheap?
    They charge by the hour.
     
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    two hundred per hour
    that is the ladyboy price
    cheaper to marry
     
  11. Liam O

    Liam O Senior member

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    Two todgers may not marry
    Even one with boobs.
     
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    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    ladyboy outlaw
    that is who I will marry
    let the law be damned!
     
  13. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    A lump in my butt
    I am going to push it
    in your cereal
     
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    Anyone thinking
    this thread ran its course yet? I
    mean, nothing left to say.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    See your edina
    I will raise your edina
    two more edina
     

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