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Patrick Booth's (Almost) Daily Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by patrickBOOTH, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. in stitches

    in stitches Well-Known Member

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    i wish that my poop
    did not smell so damn awful
    do not go in there
     
  2. Thomas

    Thomas Well-Known Member

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    Wanted a Moon Pie -
    Wound up with a Met-Rx bar.
    God I am so fail.

    But I have to say,
    This Met-Rx bar is tasty
    plus, it was on sale!
     
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  3. Liam O

    Liam O Well-Known Member

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    I bought myself beer.
    Kidney meds make things taste weird.
    This beer is fine, though.
     
  4. in stitches

    in stitches Well-Known Member

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    i should go to bed
    nothing left to do right now
    why am i awake
     
  5. Thomas

    Thomas Well-Known Member

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    Hell yes, everyone!
    My mojo isn't back yet,
    but it's getting close.

    Out of bed at four
    I changed the oil in the Jeep
    then woke up the kids
     
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  6. Thomas

    Thomas Well-Known Member

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    Dude seriously?
    I can't wait to go to bed -
    but, I rise early.

    If it weren't for chores
    I would get to sleep before
    our baby girl does.
     
  7. in stitches

    in stitches Well-Known Member

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    i seem to have some
    strange aversion to going
    to bed in the night
     
  8. Thomas

    Thomas Well-Known Member

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    Perhaps Mrs. Stitch
    should check under the bed for
    rabid dust bunniez
     
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  9. Liam O

    Liam O Well-Known Member

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    Could it really be?
    patrickBooth was really right?
    Stitch is a vampire?
     
  10. in stitches

    in stitches Well-Known Member

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    mr. stitch is not
    some twilight vampire fag
    just a night owl
     
  11. MrG

    MrG Well-Known Member

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    I'm a night owl, too
    Prefer sleep two to 10a
    Alas, work's at eight.
     
  12. in stitches

    in stitches Well-Known Member

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    ZO M G Mr
    G, that is exactly my
    dilema. it sucks
     
  13. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    Hungry stomach hurts
    Busy week for me forsooth!
    I hate little kids
     
  14. in stitches

    in stitches Well-Known Member

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    New job starts today

    I hope I find my way there

    vacation time yet?
     
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  15. Thomas

    Thomas Well-Known Member

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    ran the marathon,
    people ask me: Did I win?
    HA HA HA *snort* HA!

    Peeps, YOU SO FUNNY
    Just having finished is a
    miracle itself.

    Just forty years old,
    Today I get up and move
    like Abe Vigoda

    People tilt their heads
    and ask me if I'm crazy:
    I paid to do this!
     
  16. Liam O

    Liam O Well-Known Member

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    My freaking neck hurts.
    But I have work to get done.
    Tomorrow will suck.
     
  17. in stitches

    in stitches Well-Known Member

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    first day at new job
    how did it go you ask me
    quite well thank you sir
     
  18. Thomas

    Thomas Well-Known Member

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    Thomas is jelly
    once again I extend my
    congratulations
     
  19. in stitches

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    thanks, be not jelly
    you will land big CPA
    job soon i am sure
     
  20. patrickBOOTH

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    All people in this
    thread sound like son of saphir
    isn't that funny?
     
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