Nivea for Men Replenishing Post Shave Balm

[Wes Bourne]

Originally Posted by Holdfast

I was hoping for a full page spread of Megan Fox in some high back leather armchair, swirling a tumbler of scotch while stroking herself and propounding on the joys of Nivea post-shave balm...

Marketing people, are you listening?!

Fixed.

 

[TheFoo]

To be clear, I told them up front I don't use Nivea products and can't endorse them. They told me that wasn't a problem as they would be recommending a product for me to use, not promoting a product as if it were something I'd chosen. As far as I can tell from the ad, they kept to their word.

 

[Holdfast]

Originally Posted by Wes Bourne

Fixed.

Thanks. I like your version better, too.

 

[gdl203]

Do you shave more often than once a week though?

 

[Wes Bourne]

Originally Posted by Holdfast

Thanks. I like your version better, too.

A lot of things are better when you add Megan Fox.

 

[TheFoo]

Originally Posted by gdl203

Do you shave more often than once a week though?

Every morning. I'm 1/16th Dutch.

 

[gdl203]

Originally Posted by mafoofan

Every morning. I'm 1/16th Dutch.

Which body part(s) is that?

 

[Wes Bourne]

Originally Posted by gdl203

Which body part(s) is that?

The one he shaves every morning.

 

[Flieger]

Originally Posted by Wes Bourne

The one he shaves every morning.

If he's Dutch in that department he'd better get a lawnmower.

 

[origenesprit]

I'm upset that I didn't understand what this was about, despite having seen the ad days ago.

 

[ohm]

Originally Posted by origenesprit

I'm upset that I didn't understand what this was about, despite having seen the ad days ago.

I'm upset Vox reads something as plebian as esquire.

 

[origenesprit]

Originally Posted by ohm

I'm upset Vox reads something as plebian as esquire.

His manservant probably read it to him.

 

[Flieger]

Originally Posted by origenesprit

His manservant probably read it to him.

Do the servants read it to him before or after the royal penis is announced clean?

 

[origenesprit]

Originally Posted by Flieger

Do the servants read it to him before or after the royal penis is announced clean?

gross mental image... do not want...

 

[voxsartoria]

Originally Posted by ohm

I'm upset Vox reads something as plebian as esquire.

Originally Posted by origenesprit

His manservant probably read it to him.

Originally Posted by Flieger

Do the servants read it to him before or after the royal penis is announced clean?

Originally Posted by origenesprit

gross mental image... do not want...

I have already covered my Esquire reading (or as the French say, readage) last month in a thread all it's own.


- B