Jesus was a super-intelligent gay man

[rach2jlc]

Originally Posted by r...

We discussed this in Bible Study a couple of Sundays ago. No one uses the term because we came to the conclusion that Jesus keep ******** the same size but shrinks the ladies vageen to give her a more "stuffed" feeling. Thereby nullifying any need for a particular size of Godly (of men) meat. Also, he was well aware of where the "g spot" was, since he kinda put there in the first place. True story.
And on the eighth day after four hours of foreplay the Lord said, "Let their be BAM!" and there was "BAM!!1!!1!" It was decreed good in his sight, and there was much rejoicing.

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

One of the best ever, imo. Madman is also.
***** Chateau really is one of the best ever.

 

[NorCal]

Originally Posted by CDFS

Am I the only one who doesn't like musicals?

No.

 

[rach2jlc]

Originally Posted by Connemara

***** Chateau really is one of the best ever.

Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters!

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Originally Posted by rach2jlc

And on the eighth day after four hours of foreplay the Lord said, "Let their be BAM!" and there was "BAM!!1!!1!" It was decreed good in his sight, and there was much rejoicing.

God is Emeril Lagasse?

 

[rach2jlc]

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

God is Emeril Lagasse?

Well, I didn't know the Hebrew word for "to excrete from one's nether regions most wantonly" and so I just voted for "BAM." Emeril may or may not have any divine affiliation.

 

[rnoldh]

Originally Posted by rach2jlc

Well, I didn't know the Hebrew word for "to excrete from one's nether regions most wantonly" and so I just voted for "BAM." Emeril may or may not have any divine affiliation.

Being from Kentucky, do you still take refuge in your guns and your Bible?

 

[rach2jlc]

Originally Posted by rnoldh

Being from Kentucky, do you still take refuge in your guns and your Bible?

Next to Godliness is Gunliness, muh friend.

 

[Connemara]

Yellow Brick Road is also great because one of my fav John songs is on there, "All The Young Girls Love Alice."

 

[underwearer]

Originally Posted by Connemara

Yellow Brick Road is also great because one of my fav John songs is on there, "All The Young Girls Love Alice."

that album has some great guitar work on it.