I broke up with my gf (general breakup thread)

[impolyt_one]

Originally Posted by Nil

RUN or I suppose you could be less dramatic and just bang it out a few times then walk away. I hung out with this chick who literally tried to live that ****. She even had some ****** blog that tried to emulate Carrie's (or whoever that main chick is) column with slightly less sex advice and held this giant party for the Sex in the City 2 release. It was ridiculous, only reason I put up with it for a few weeks is she was marsupialed hot.

Yeah its pretty bad. She has a Carrie quote on her fb 'about me' and she went and lived in NYC (she's from Vancouver) for a summer or something. I'm less than impressed about this stuff.

 

[Nil]

The only good part was when I finally cut off contact it didn't even phase her. Nothing short of a nuclear explosion could have penetrated that impregnable shell of narcissicm she built around herself. I bet after 5 seconds of semi-conscious reflection she kept it moving without a second thought.

 

[Alter]

Originally Posted by impolyt_one

Yeah its pretty bad. She has a Carrie quote on her fb 'about me' and she went and lived in NYC (she's from Vancouver) for a summer or something. I'm less than impressed about this stuff.

Oh...that is way different from my story. Hit and run, man. Hit! Run!

 

[hendrix]

Originally Posted by impolyt_one

Yeah its pretty bad. She has a Carrie quote on her fb 'about me' and she went and lived in NYC (she's from Vancouver) for a summer or something. I'm less than impressed about this stuff.

this sounds frikken awesome man. if she's got some type of modern woman goals she might be really really easy going. god how i crave easy going.


or she might just be crazy. hmmmm.


btw sorry about the shirt

 

[milosz]

Crazy ex is alternately berating/propositioning me via text. I'm egging her on and playing dumb. I figure there's a 50/50 chance this blows up in my face. (and like a 5% chance I say ******* and go blow up on hers)

 

[NAMOR]

Originally Posted by milosz

Crazy ex is alternately berating/propositioning me via text. I'm egging her on and playing dumb. I figure there's a 50/50 chance this blows up in my face. (and like a 5% chance I say ******* and go blow up on hers)
99.99% chance this blows up in your face. I broke up with my ex, for the last time a month ago. I blacklisted her on my droid and haven't heard from her since. Only communication has been the occasional email. Post breakup texts are death

 

[Alter]

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

I've quoted the important words here, Alter. No need to delete them.

We should all be so lucky.

Thanks, DR...there is a lot of wisdom in those old (and I mean old) bones of yours.

 

[randallr]

Originally Posted by impolyt_one

I actually directed that to you, must've not seen Alter's post. But his reply and your reply make a lot of sense. I've made a great relationship in the past out of being the guy always introducing the girl to new things, and I've made that recent relationship, which, despite being chaotic, something also deep. That was a situation where I gave up on expecting a smooth, perfect relationship as well and focused on having a relationship, because we are both similar and can seem apathetic and distanced about things naturally...

Alright. As long as she is someone that is willing to try new things, it's worth a shot. Eason, I didn't really intentionally seek out someone that is less experienced then me, but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy it. I guess I'm just at the point in my life where I have realized that the best sex in the world can't make up for someone you don't trust and can't count on. If I get food poisoning....I have someone I can call to get me some crackers and gatorade. Sometimes it just takes the right girl to bring you back down to earth and become more mature.

 

[impolyt_one]

I'll have to see about this one, seems she is in some lingering very long distance relationship with a dude who is eons less interesting and handsome than me from what I gather on the book of faces, and plus I can push the bad boy card really hard if I need to, cuz that other guy ain't doing it.

Chasing girls is so easy in 2011. It's a little depressing, actually. Anyway, I just need her salivating so I can try the goods and then i can probably see some sort of crystal ball forming. Also, randallr, this is unrelated but I'm gonna make your day and cop both a shoehorn and some of your suit cloth once I get off ****** and write you a pm.

 

[randallr]

Nevermind, I thought you were kidding about the sex and the city thing...tap n' go.

 

[randallr]

Originally Posted by impolyt_one

I'll have to see about this one, seems she is in some lingering very long distance relationship with a dude who is eons less interesting and handsome than me from what I gather on the book of faces, and plus I can push the bad boy card really hard if I need to, cuz that other guy ain't doing it.

Chasing girls is so easy in 2011. It's a little depressing, actually. Anyway, I just need her salivating so I can try the goods and then i can probably see some sort of crystal ball forming.

Also, randallr, this is unrelated but I'm gonna make your day and cop both a shoehorn and some of your suit cloth once I get off ****** and write you a pm.

Make my day!

 

[impolyt_one]

I'm gonna wallow in the stench of ex-boyfriend for 15 to 60 more minutes and then I shall.

 

[Neo_Version 7]

Please give tips on how to be a bad boy. Is it the same as being an alpha male?

 

[impolyt_one]

it's somewhat similar, you need to have an unusually long penis and a lot of bad habits.

 

[randallr]

Originally Posted by impolyt_one

I'm gonna wallow in the stench of ex-boyfriend for 15 to 60 more minutes and then I shall.

It's been at least that long!