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How do you spot the Triathlete at your office?

Discussion in 'Health & Body' started by Pennglock, Apr 1, 2011.

  1. Pennglock

    Pennglock Distinguished Member

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    Let me answer my own question. You don't. They fucking tell you about it at every opportunity.

    And by 'triathlete' i mean an unathletic poon who runs 9-minute miles.

    This may also apply to marathon 'runners' with awesome 4-hour times.
     


  2. DerekS

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] great point. I have a buddy who runs marathons...and thats ALL he talks about. in the fucking winter even.
     


  3. Nouveau Pauvre

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    Only thing worse is straight cyclists. ughhhhhhhhhh.

    If you won't shut the fuck up about your bike it better be a Triumph or a Harley.
     


  4. rjmaiorano

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    Yea I've got a lot of respect for triathletes, but they are almost like x-fitters with their allegiance to their 'sport' and its superiority. Regardless of their inferior athleticism.
     


  5. DerekS

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    Yea I've got a lot of respect for triathletes, but they are almost like x-fitters with their allegiance to their 'sport' and its superiority. Regardless of their inferior athleticism.

    I play REAL sports....im not trying to be the best at excersizing.
     


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  7. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Stylish Dinosaur

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    I play REAL sports....im not trying to be the best at excersizing.

    Kenny Powers is awesome.
     


  8. DerekS

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    Kenny Powers is awesome.

    So glad you caught that. Very nice harv. [​IMG]
     


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    Kenny Powers is awesome.

    Yes, yes he is. In fact, I want to turn this thread into a Kenny Powers quote thread.

    "Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth."

    "That's how the black plague started, in a little, disgusting bird bath like that...where rats had sex with birds and invented a whole new kind of AIDS."

    quoted from memory, probably wrong.
     


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    I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why i am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick... everyone.
     


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    Dakota rube Stylish Dinosaur

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    The RubeSister™ is a marathoner. No, she is a former marathoner.

    Now she is a "tri". She even works in a store called "Tri".

    She looks like an anorexic meth-head and is bat-shit crazy. Toss in the constant talk about splits and fucking swims and oh my gawd I want to kill myself. 'Cause, you know, my weak ass could never kill her.
     


  12. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Stylish Dinosaur

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    If there's one thing I hate in this life, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer.

    Brilliance. Kenny Powers was Charlie Sheen before Charlie Sheen.
     


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    Yes, yes he is. In fact, I want to turn this thread into a Kenny Powers quote thread.

    "Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth."

    "That's how the black plague started, in a little, disgusting bird bath like that...where rats had sex with birds and invented a whole new kind of AIDS."

    quoted from memory, probably wrong.


    spot on. Ive been wanting to use this in a WAYWT thread...

    i know that one of us has their own personal stylist, and the other one shoplifts their shit from the fashion bug.
     


  14. Nouveau Pauvre

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    Brilliance. Kenny Powers was Charlie Sheen before Charlie Sheen.

    wow. This is some fucking sacrilege.
     


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    The RubeSister™ is a marathoner. No, she is a former marathoner. Now she is a "tri". She even works in a store called "Tri". She looks like an anorexic meth-head and is bat-shit crazy. Toss in the constant talk about splits and fucking swims and oh my gawd I want to kill myself. 'Cause, you know, my weak ass could never kill her.
    Damn, man - I'm sorry to hear this. Generally I try to keep these sorts of things to myself, except when I'm in Understanding Company - and even then I try to not say a whole lot. For some reason, it's kinda personal to me. Oh, and I don't have any of those fucking stickers on my car. No 13.1, no 26.2, and certainly no USA-T
     


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