How do you spot the Triathlete at your office?

[Pennglock]

Let me answer my own question. You don't. They ******* tell you about it at every opportunity.

And by 'triathlete' i mean an unathletic poon who runs 9-minute miles.

This may also apply to marathon 'runners' with awesome 4-hour times.

 

[DerekS]

great point. I have a buddy who runs marathons...and thats ALL he talks about. in the ******* winter even.

 

[Nouveau Pauvre]

Only thing worse is straight cyclists. ughhhhhhhhhh.

If you won't shut the **** up about your bike it better be a Triumph or a Harley.

 

[rjmaiorano]

Yea I've got a lot of respect for triathletes, but they are almost like x-fitters with their allegiance to their 'sport' and its superiority. Regardless of their inferior athleticism.

 

[DerekS]

Originally Posted by rjmaiorano

Yea I've got a lot of respect for triathletes, but they are almost like x-fitters with their allegiance to their 'sport' and its superiority. Regardless of their inferior athleticism.

I play REAL sports....im not trying to be the best at excersizing.

 

[gort]

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[Harold falcon]

Originally Posted by DerekS

I play REAL sports....im not trying to be the best at excersizing.

Kenny Powers is awesome.

 

[DerekS]

Originally Posted by harvey_birdman

Kenny Powers is awesome.

So glad you caught that. Very nice harv.

 

[munchausen]

Originally Posted by harvey_birdman

Kenny Powers is awesome.

Yes, yes he is. In fact, I want to turn this thread into a Kenny Powers quote thread.

"Listen here you beautiful *****, I'm about to **** you up with some truth."

"That's how the black plague started, in a little, disgusting bird bath like that...where rats had sex with birds and invented a whole new kind of AIDS."

quoted from memory, probably wrong.

 

[gort]

I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than ****. So that is why i am better than everyone in the world. Kiss ****** and ************... everyone.

 

[Dakota rube]

The RubeSister™ is a marathoner. No, she is a former marathoner.

Now she is a "tri". She even works in a store called "Tri".

She looks like an anorexic meth-head and is bat-**** crazy. Toss in the constant talk about splits and ******* swims and oh my gawd I want to kill myself. 'Cause, you know, my weak ass could never kill her.

 

[Harold falcon]

Originally Posted by Kenny Powers

If there's one thing I hate in this life, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer.

Brilliance. Kenny Powers was Charlie Sheen before Charlie Sheen.

 

[DerekS]

Originally Posted by munchausen

Yes, yes he is. In fact, I want to turn this thread into a Kenny Powers quote thread.

"Listen here you beautiful *****, I'm about to **** you up with some truth."

"That's how the black plague started, in a little, disgusting bird bath like that...where rats had sex with birds and invented a whole new kind of AIDS."

quoted from memory, probably wrong.

spot on. Ive been wanting to use this in a WAYWT thread...

i know that one of us has their own personal stylist, and the other one shoplifts their **** from the fashion bug.

 

[Nouveau Pauvre]

Originally Posted by harvey_birdman

Brilliance. Kenny Powers was Charlie Sheen before Charlie Sheen.

wow. This is some ******* sacrilege.

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

The RubeSister™ is a marathoner. No, she is a former marathoner. Now she is a "tri". She even works in a store called "Tri". She looks like an anorexic meth-head and is bat-**** crazy. Toss in the constant talk about splits and ******* swims and oh my gawd I want to kill myself. 'Cause, you know, my weak ass could never kill her.
Damn, man - I'm sorry to hear this. Generally I try to keep these sorts of things to myself, except when I'm in Understanding Company - and even then I try to not say a whole lot. For some reason, it's kinda personal to me. Oh, and I don't have any of those ******* stickers on my car. No 13.1, no 26.2, and certainly no USA-T