Greatest one-line lyrics in history

[Rathbone]

Another favorite from ODB:

"If you wanna die, you gotta drink my sperm."

 

[MetroStyles]

Originally Posted by CDFS

You must obey the dance commander

So many more from e6...

"Hey girl, when I'm fuckin' you, it's like nothing else matters."

"And I suspect heavy gerrymandering at the single's bar"

""I rode a sex wave and washed up on your shore"

"I'm a man, and I'm torn between vengeance and fashion"

 

[Big Pun]

"The Tech nine is my utensil // Fillin ****** with so much lead they can use they dick for a pencil // Im known for snatchin' purses, n bombin' churches // I get more ***** by accident than most ****** get on purpose // I got drug spots from New York to Canada // Cos Big L be fuckin with more keys than a Janitor"

Big L that ***** you expect, to catch wreck, on any cassette deck. I'm so ahead of my time my parents haven't met yet

 

[T4phage]

Originally Posted by Thomas

that's very dadaesque.

aha aha aha
=D

 

[Piobaire]

Is any killer worth more than his crime?

One likes to believe in the freedom of music.

Nowhere is the dreamer or the misfit so alone.

Dreamers learn to steer by the stars.

ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION; WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL

 

[DocHolliday]

How can I love you if you won't lie down?

 

[Infrasonic]

See if I was in your blood
Then you wouldn't be so ugly

 

[odoreater]

Nobody likes me, but that's ok, 'cause I don't like ya'll anyway.

 

[fffffut]

soulja boi up in this ho why me crank it why me row why me crank dat soulja boi now superman dat ho

 

[PITAronin]

I'd rather get picked up in this bar than be put down at home

 

[AFG34]

bitchez ain't **** but hoes and tricks, so lick on deez nuts and suck tha dick

 

[Kyoung05]

"******* hit the spot though, ***** tighter than conditions of us black folks" - Obie Trice

 

[Big Pun]

...ask Beavis I get nothin but head.

 

[scotsman]

I really love your peaches...wanna shake your tree.

Steve Miller Band
The Joker

 

[Dr Huh?]

I know you hate to be impressed with someone else, other than yourself. But you know trying to hold back on being an asshole helps.