Fuuma and a tailor present: Snappy Answers to Stupid Clothing Questions!

[Fuuma]

Originally Posted by Jumbie

I'm doing a study on dialysis patients right now. It involves blood. Most days I wear scrubs but what if I want to wear a shirt and tie and not get blood on me - would it be stylish to wear one of those plastic "aprons"? They're bright blue and I don't want to clash.

Don't be a dumbass Dougie, wear scrubs.

 

[Kuro]

What is the answer to this formula: (x#)(item) = total satisfaction

 

[Jumbie]

Is it ever okay for a man to wear pink socks?

 

[Fuuma]

Originally Posted by Kuro

What is the answer to this formula: (x#)(item) = total satisfaction

(1)(marital aid) = total satisfaction

 

[sho'nuff]

should i wash my nudies?

 

[Fuuma]

Originally Posted by Jumbie

Is it ever okay for a man to wear pink socks?

No, all that dandy coloured sock thing has got to go. If you have to dress like an accountant stop fighting it with small details asserting your individuality, no one is fooled and you look like a dork.

 

[Fuuma]

Originally Posted by sho'nuff

should i wash my nudies?

Pee stains? Are they dark enough to hide them?

 

[Cary Grant]

Given the economic times, which is better to wear to an interview at a bank? A barrel? And if so- what is best to hold it up? Braces? Is leather "over the top"? DO I match my shoes with the barrel or the braces?

Or is a sandwich board preferred? Any logos or advertising on said board that will sink my interview?

 

[amerikajinda]

can I wear my Nano in my breast pocket in lieu of a pocket square?

 

[Kuro]

Were the TF threads for real or the work of a troll?

 

[Fuuma]

Originally Posted by Cary Grant

Given the economic times, which is better to wear to an interview at a bank? A barrel? And if so- what is best to hold it up? Braces? Is leather "over the top"? DO I match my shoes with the barrel or the braces?

Or is a sandwich board preferred? Any logos or advertising on said board that will sink my interview?

Don't be stoops!! Navy sb suit + white shirt (no french cuff you sissy) + rep tie + black captoe oxfords. No PS, match your socks to your pants. Make sure the suit hides pee stains well.

 

[sho'nuff]

i have a feeling this is going to be a 100+ pages thread in like record time.

 

[lefty]

Originally Posted by Fuuma

Cuffs are an i-gent affectation, learn to wear your pants like a man. If you insist on wearing cuffs just follow some random golden rule that supposedly optimize your masculine appeal otherwise we'll all laugh at you.

Thanks you. But I'm afraid I wanted to be "king of the cuff" so I went to tiptop and picked up a matching fabric that my tailor turned into a cuff that went all the way up to my waist. I then had him remove the old pants making my new trousers all cuff.

Follow up, if I may ...

Should I market the All-Cuff trouser to Mr. Glennie or Signore Ambrosi?

lefty

 

[Fuuma]

Originally Posted by Kuro

Were the TF threads for real or the work of a troll?

The work of a dumbass I assume? What would a small timer like you know about the glory of TF anyway? Corthay, who the ***** knows who that is!!!

 

[Fuuma]

Originally Posted by lefty

Thanks you. But I'm afraid I wanted to be "king of the cuff" so I went to tiptop and picked up a matching fabric that my tailor turned into a cuff that went all the way up to my waist. I then had him remove the old pants making my new trousers all cuff.

Follow up, if I may ...

Should I market the All-Cuff trouser to Mr. Glennie or Signore Ambrosi?

lefty

Glennie is all about innovation like these. Ambrosi is Italian so he's probably already halfway there and doesn't need your help.