Fuuma and a tailor present: Snappy Answers to Stupid Clothing Questions!

[Fuuma]

You're too dumb to know what to wear to an interview, you're not sure if a yellow dinner jacket is acceptable funeral wear, this thread is for you.

Please stop cluttering the forum and have fuuma answer all your small timer questions.

 

[sho'nuff]

im a new guy in fashion and want to be really fashionable. please let me know what i should wear. thanks.

 

[Manton]

I have recently learned that I cannot wear solid navy or gray, light gray of any kind, windowpanes or plaids, fresco, drape, or any cloth heavier than 11 ounces. What does that leave me with?

 

[nmoraitis]

Is it wrong to have e-friends?

 

[Soph]

I have a formal interview with AIG, what should I wear?

 

[sho'nuff]

it it wrong to wear barrel cuffs to a fancy restaurant?? would that make me look marsupialed?

 

[Fuuma]

Originally Posted by sho'nuff

im a new guy in fashion and want to be really fashionable. please let me know what i should wear. thanks.

Step 1: Buy GQ
Step 2: Look at the product placement
Step 3: Buy products suggested in product placement

Individuality not required.

 

[Bird's One View]

Where can I get a rain coat that covers very little of my body or other garments ?

 

[embowafa]

I want to buy clothes that are of the highest quality and perfect fit, but I don't want to spend any money, 10 bucks for a jacket, tops. Also, please give me at least 5 options, because I will shoot down the first 4.

Thanks!

 

[Fuuma]

Originally Posted by Manton

I have recently learned that I cannot wear solid navy or gray, light gray of any kind, windowpanes or plaids, fresco, drape, or any cloth heavier than 11 ounces. What does that leave me with?

Dark (pee stain resistant) suits (navy, charcoal) with chalk or pinstripes. None of that fancy drape or gay materials that evokes Italian art like fresco. You're 'Merican you gotta show you're not some fancy dresser or office politics will swallow you.

 

[Thomas]

Is it wrong to wear french cuffs with pajama pants and slippers?

 

[Fuuma]

Originally Posted by nmoraitis

Is it wrong to have e-friends?

Like most things that are wrong it's ok as long as the police doesn't know about it. Keep it on the lowdown.

 

[Fuuma]

Originally Posted by Bird's One View

Where can I get a rain coat that covers very little of my body or other garments ?

Get a raincoat made of mostly transparent fabric like Romain Kremer makes. Or one of those dior homme cropped ones that barely cover your shoulders if anything.

 

[Fuuma]

Originally Posted by Thomas

Is it wrong to wear french cuffs with pajama pants and slippers?

Only if you get out of your place, you can dress like a viking at home if it's your thing.

 

[P-K-L]

Originally Posted by Thomas

Is it wrong to wear french cuffs with pajama pants and slippers?

Also, how big should the cuffs on my pyjama pants be? And no cuffs for formal pyjamas?