baseball coach

[zahannum]

How do I impress a baseball coach? I live an area where playing competitive baseball is the thing. I tried out for the spring team and he basically didn't even look at me. I went to every day of baseball conditioning for 6 months and didn't make first cut. Summer team tryouts are tomorrrow. How can I impress him?
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[Slopho]

1. Become the catcher.

2. Grab a glove and become an all fielding no hitting short stop.

Either of these should work for you.

 

[edinatlanta]

Originally Posted by Slopho

1. Become the catcher.

2. Grab a glove and become an all fielding no hitting short stop.

Either of these should work for you.

Or find a 98 MPH fastball.

Or juice.

 

[ter1413]

Or hit .650+ and date the coach's daughter!

 

[embowafa]

Roids....lots o' roids.

That and some baseball skill. Either, or.



(but mostly the roids...*********** TON of them)

 

[DBoon]

tell him you know the infield fly rule