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My application for being Jet Li's PA

Eason

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Hell yeah (H)
 

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I was just forwarded the job application also. In mines however it says you need to have mandarin chinese skills. I also applied, we shall see WHO GETS CHOSEN HEH HEH.
 

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You won't be the first. Pacquiao's assistant is a Jew too. Pacquiao doesn't like him though as that ***** is annoying as hell (check out the HBO countdown with Margarito). Eason you definitely have better personality. You may also get better pay than working for Jet Li.
Originally Posted by Eason
I can't be white, I'm a Jew. I'm into the science, anatomy, physiology, endocrinology, etc.
 

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I've met Jet as an extra on a set. One of the most boring dudes ever and very, very short. I've even physically touched him! (that is, his shoe kicked my head on set. didn't even get a handshake
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). I'd still consider being his PA, it's not an everyday opportunity. What do you reckon the pay would be?
 

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If I were going to be some celebrity's PA id like it to be someone who I'd like to bang, hoping it might happen in a moment of weakness.
 

imatlas

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Originally Posted by HRoi
If I were going to be some celebrity's PA id like it to be someone who I'd like to bang, hoping it might happen in a moment of weakness.

Isn't that what E is talking about?
 

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Originally Posted by Eason
I can't be white, I'm a Jew. I'm into the science, anatomy, physiology, endocrinology, etc.

Jew? Let me assure you, you will pass for white to Jet Li (a good thing)
 

imatlas

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Originally Posted by pebblegrain
Jew? Let me assure you, you will pass for white to Jet Li (a good thing)

Most Jews are white, aren't they (including me)?
 

IsteRed

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Originally Posted by HRoi
If I were going to be some celebrity's PA id like it to be someone who I'd like to bang, hoping it might happen in a moment of weakness.

This.
 

Don Carlos

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Originally Posted by imatlas
Most Jews are white, aren't they (including me)?

Most Jews are white. Exceptions include the late Sammy Davis Jr., as well as Ethiopian Jews.

Judaism is a religion and/or an ethnicity, depending upon how you want to examine it. It's definitely not a race.
 

imatlas

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Originally Posted by Don Carlos
Most Jews are white. Exceptions include the late Sammy Davis Jr., as well as Ethiopian Jews.

Judaism is a religion and/or an ethnicity, depending upon how you want to examine it. It's definitely not a race.


Thanks for clearing that up.
 

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